Silly ricer story

Post by **SloS13** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

So, I'm at the track today. After making a few runs, a guy walks up to me and says 'I wanna race your car'. I was like, okay, what've you got done.' He says 'Not much, just a cat-back and a JDM engine. I was thinking 'oh cool, finally get to run an SR 240'..

So, we walk over to the guy's car and notice the stock muffler. Okay, not TOO weird I guess..He pops the hood and its a goddamn stock KA24DE. I try to reason with his *** telling him that its a stock 240 motor, but he wouldnt hear it. 'You got ripped off man, thats a stock motor'. 'Naw man, its JDM for real'. He said he just put it in 2000 miles ago, but it had 10 years of dirt on it...

So I raced him and got a 14.3 to his 16.9. Dork!

Post by **yeswepromise** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

gullable isnt in the dictionary

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

poor guy, he's the type of person that drops a full torque converter on his foot...

Post by **Anand** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

you should have sold him his car back to him.. he probably would have bought it right back from you.

Post by **drifter sx** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

screw that.. he doesnt deserve that car anyway...

Post by **leftovercrizack** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

I would have sold him an old steering wheel, saying it's magic or something. That'd be the way to go.

Post by **solarex** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

that's so sad.

Post by **r34 gtr** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

excuse me while i go cry..

Post by **GEO** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

I feel sorry for people like that. I truely do.

Post by **MikeMurphy** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

I dont think that has anything to do with being a "ricer", but very sad nontheless =(

Post by **prigo** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

ask the poor guy if he wants an even better "JDM" motor.

I got a spare KA24DE

Post by **gema** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Wow, somebody ripped him off. I mean, he may be an idiot, but I'm willing to bet he paid SR20 prices for that "JDM" motor. Someone should seriously let him know.

Post by **GEO** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Someone should hunt down teh fag that sold him the engine.

Post by **Guffed** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Thats not rice...Rice is when all people do to their cars is: Altezza lights, underglow kit, big "powered by..." decal, lots of stickers to add horse power, spinning chrome 18's, blitz body kit, and last, but not least, the huge alluminum park bench on the back. This guy just sounds like an idiot.

Post by **SloS13** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Guffed wrote:Thats not rice...Rice is when all people do to their cars is: Altezza lights, underglow kit, big "powered by..." decal, lots of stickers to add horse power

I know a ricer when i talk to one. Its just a matter of time until his car is riced out. Im sure an aluminum wing is in his near future. He did have a huge banner on his front windshield. Something about Kart racing. I was starting to get pissed that he didnt believe me about it not being a JDM engine, but he wouldnt hear it. One look at all the electronics and stuff I got in my car should give the guy a clue that i might know what im talking about.

Post by **prigo** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Hmmm...

I have a powered by nissan sticker that came on my car when I got it, right above the left tail lamp, about 3"x5"

Im a ricer

Post by **Stoked** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

One of my friends knows a guy who has a twin-turbo Eclipse. So one night he let's my friend drive it...I twll him to pop the hood. Wonder what I found? Stock n/a engine with just an intake!!! HAHA what bs!! The next night I confront him about it...he's like they're under the engine man! I put them where nobody can see em...Aint nobody knows what I got!!!" Not only that, but it's an automatic! (along with a big aluminum wing, altezzas, fartcan, 5 or 6 different purple lights and two very ****ty 15's in the back.

I jausted laughed in him face and left. Damn Puerto Rican ricer :angryfire: (BTW, I'm not racist in any way)

Post by **D1SR240** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

this kid that was in my class, said that he had a twin turbo eclipse, which he got from his mom, but the kid doesn't know cra bout cars so i didn't believe him, and he has yet to show it to anyone

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

yeswepromise wrote:gullable isnt in the dictionary

No, But gullible is. http://dictionary.reference.co...lible :P

Post by **tl1000sga** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

LMAO

Sh*t talkers really piss me off, but that first guy, I feel sorry for him.:cwm27

Post by **Hijacker** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

You should have said you can find him a better engine and got him a KA24E

Some people just need to be sat down and smacked upside the head with a 2x4.

No, he's not a ricer. yet. But watch out for that shift light on the giant tach.

And maybe I'm a ricer...I just debadged my 240SX emblem and applied a Silvia emblem on the back. I think I need chopsticks

Post by **tl1000sga** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

rice is good with gravy.mmmmmmmmmm:freak

Post by **deftdrummer** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

these days your a ricer unless you keep your car stock. Rice boys have made the scene soo crappy it makes me have nightmares about airplane wings and such

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

I just removed the 240sx on the back of my coupe. No intention of putting anything there. looks all clean and what not. The guy was obvioulsy running his stock engine and was trying to be cool. Did the dirt match the rest of the bay? I mean ricers talk out there *** all the time. This is just another case of such talk.

Post by **Hijacker** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

I just removed the 240SX off the back of my car too, but I put 'Silvia' in its place

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Thats cool man, you got the s13 silvia front end? I simply prefer no badges at all. Although I was quite tempted by the silvia badge for the back.

Post by **IvoryJ30t** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

tenkawa_akito wrote:Some people just need to be sat down and smacked upside the head with a 2x4.

yes. yes they do.

http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....40424

Post by **Hijacker** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

krazy skwerel wrote:Thats cool man, you got the s13 silvia front end? I simply prefer no badges at all. Although I was quite tempted by the silvia badge for the back.

not yet. hoping to have that by the spring though. i like badges. as long as they look tasteful. i'm not about to rush out and slap Type-R or GTR Powered somewhere on my car. I like a stock look to a car, a sleeper.

Post by **tl1000sga** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Silly ricer, wings are for race cars:D

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:51 am

Does the s13 varietta (sp?) have the silvia badge on the back, or does it say varietta? I have never payed that much attention to it.

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