s*** shocks

[vicki]

So I'm talkign to Jesda on AIM and he doesn't know what a s*** shock is and says that he's never gotten one. So either he's bullsh!tting or he's bullsh!tting. How many of you have NEVER gotten a s*** shock?

Gulati Magic: whats a s*** shock!Gulati Magic: oh yeah you guys pee sitting downshadoindanite: omg you know that shock you getshadoindanite: kinda makes your spine tingle/Gulati Magic: NO!shadoindanite: this only happens when you really gotta ****shadoindanite: omg i have to post on nicoGulati Magic: like... ummm, NEVERGulati Magic: LOL

[Jesda]

She's nuts. I think we can all agree!

[cys19]

she is nuts i've never had my spine tingle when i had to go take ****

[vicki]

I've had this conversation with five of my closest friends and they've all gotten s*** shocks before. It doesn't always involve a spine tingle. It could just be a slight jolt that alerts you of your duties.

[w1ngzer0]

when i got to **** i run to the closest tolet cover it with tolet paper and leter rip

[elwesso]

Usually mine are over before I get a chance to recollect what happened.....

Say im a snappy sh!tter.....

[Jesda]

Vicki has a chip implant that jolts her when its poopie time. It stems from years of failed potty training.

[vicki]

Dude, I used to be a turbo sh!tter until I went crazy with seaweed one day.

[w1ngzer0]

ugh... would someone lock or delete this thread ........... PLEASE!!!

[vicki]

Why? It's a perfectly legit question. I don't see anyone with a gun to your head forcing you to come in here and read it. And if you can't handle a little talk about pooping then perhaps your manhood needs to be questioned. *shrugs

[w1ngzer0]

oh yes talking about **** questions my man hood. :rolleyes

[vicki]

Vicki has a chip implant that jolts her when its poopie time. It stems from years of failed potty training.

Damn you've got me there, J. It's kinda like the little 4 inch thing that you had surgically added on to assist you in peeing.

[cys19]

I used to be in the ****ting Olympics. My record time was 3 seconds.

[Jesda]

Damn you've got me there, J. It's kinda like the little 4 inch thing that you had surgically added on to assist you in peeing.

You b1tch, I hate you! And besides, that comeback had NOTHING to do with poop!

So I still claim my upper hand, ya big loser.

[vicki]

And... there has been no denial of the size nor the addition itself.

[Jesda]

The denial is implicit, but your loserness is overt.

OH SNAP! :P

[elwesso]

Good god this is the convention of ***holes.....

Just continual mudslinging one after the other... Good lord..

[vicki]

I really had more faith in you Jesda. I was hoping for a witty comeback that would actually sting. But instead you resort to calling me a loser when we've all seen pics of you and know who the real loser is. Your dorkiness is overt while your intelligence is implicit.

[Jesda]

Its 12pm and I didnt sleep the night before. I shall return to this thread later on, well-rested and ready to rumble!

<---- You see that floppy disk? That will be your soul when I'm through with you! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!

:devil

[vicki]

wa wa wa. What was that woman? Do I hear excuses to try and cover up your lack of wit?

[elwesso]

OH SNAP!!!!!

Jesda, how can you take this?? Im disappointed...

[180crafter]

I too have been s*** shocked.... Its kinda like the piss shake at the end... Something built into a person that has to do with using the restroom.

And Jesda, you are losing this round very badly....

To a girl....

[Jesda]

wa wa wa. What was that woman? Do I hear excuses to try and cover up your lack of wit?

Whats that I smell? Anger? Hatred? Bitterness?

No, just tuna.

[vicki]

Aww did my little Siddhartha awaken from his "nap"?

[navysnail]

you guys talk about the most unusuall stuff i tell ya, shocks, etc...

when i saw this title, i was like: did vicki buy some bad shocks for her car? ROFL

[I Need $$$]

I've had that shock when I finish pissing but never sh!tting. Although I do beleive it is time to go perform a scientific experiment!

[nametakennow]

All this discussion has reminded me that I gotta crap like nobody's business... alas, I tend to wait til I gotta go REALLY bad so that it flies and doesn't go all slow and make *** wiping hard...

[jdmfreak]

WTF is this ****?! I had the shocks, but only if I REALLY gotta go. Damn I love ****ing. Feels so relieving. Almost as good as pissing when ya gotta go badly. I dont look forward to it, but when it comes...Oh man!

On a side note, just like 2nrchic, vicki is hot and fitting in quite well for a newcomer. She musta registered while I was missing on NICO. Anyway, she has also proven that she is just as sick as any man here. Not too many girls will talk to guys about their ****s let alone their shocks.

+1, 2 thumbs up, and a high five for what seems to be a kick*** girl.

[nametakennow]

Okay, we need to change freak's title to "Horndog Pirate" (or Ninja? hmmm...)

::applaus::

[w1ngzer0]

damn weirdos