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themadscientist
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Creepy man. This one is even a 9-11 conspiracy theorist. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho....html

I'll pretend to be surprised that the creator looks like a lonely pervert.


danshaz82
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dude, i saw this on the news this morning. f***ing creepy. they said 'shes' programed to talk about football too

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themadscientist
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call me when she is upgraded to fetch me a sammich.

danshaz82
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might as well my laundry while shes at it too

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TroubleBound
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^ Nala's going to buy her and try to talk to her about cars and she will make him sound the damn fool and then not have sex with him. < My prediction

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TroubleBound wrote:^ Nala's going to buy her and try to talk to her about cars and she will make him sound the damn fool and then not have sex with him. < My prediction
she only costs 8k. haha

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DrifterXRPS13
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that could keep nala happy for a lifetime.

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themadscientist
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Only if she can also dial a tow truck.

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I don't know whether to be impressed or worried that this is even more creepy than I expected it to be.

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no money shots, not interested.

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I find it hard to believe that 9000 is easier to come up with than a real woman.

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tally up the cost of a long term gf and it'll begin to make sense.

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I bet he personally tested it look at the affection, with his arm around her shoulder and his other one on her hand.

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true but.........................a robot?

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hey, if you get tired of her mouth, hit the switch. tired of looking at her? toss her in the closet. all without legal repercussions.

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themadscientist wrote:I'll pretend to be surprised that the creator looks like a lonely pervert.

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danshaz82 wrote:dude, i saw this on the news this morning. f***ing creepy. they said 'shes' programed to talk about football too
AAak. Can you imagine the conversation?

(in a monotone)

"Bzzzt. Oh Nala, baby. (static) your QX4 is a sexy....BZZZT car". Beep Beep Beep, Warning, semen receptable is now full. Please empty and disinfect before next usage..Beep..

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not interested. I could spend 9k in a much better way. didn't nala dressed like a ghey robot once?

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^Bawahahaha

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ADDirishboy
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Wait, she talks about football and cars? I think it would be more appropriate for to talk about world of warcraft, since that's the target audience here.

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google 'real doll'

nws

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numbnuts240
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ADDirishboy wrote:Wait, she talks about football and cars? I think it would be more appropriate for to talk about world of warcraft, since that's the target audience here.
but i don't play wow...

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numbnuts240 wrote:
but i don't play wow...
You already have Faizan, what the hell do you need a sexbot for?

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numbnuts240
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ADDirishboy wrote:
You already have Faizan, what the hell do you need a sexbot for?
ummm, three-way.


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ADDirishboy
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Don't you have the rest of the Learned'd crew for that?

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MellowZ32
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and you too gheyler!

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Dasoupdude wrote:google 'real doll'

nws
i just cheked it out and yea...i'm gonna have to upgrade from my fleshlight.

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numbnuts240
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christina ricci real doll?



f*** YEAH!!!!!!

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DrifterXRPS13
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yea, dude! they all have interchangeable face plates....those are some real work of arts there.

now, if only they had a nala face plate....hrmm?

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MellowZ32
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WTF?!?!?!


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