Sex or Sleep?

[nissangirl74]

Really? Now the mattress is to blame?

".....These are memory-foam mattresses, and they are far and away the fastest-growing segment of the $4.6 billion wholesale market for U.S. mat-tresses. Memory foam's market share has shot up from 14% to nearly 20% in just the past eight years. In other words, mattress shoppers are weighing the risk -- bad sex -- against the promise -- good sleep -- and are voting with their eyelids: They choose to snooze......"


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/sex-or-sleep-.html?page=1

[alms24sebring]

Thats why they made the Sleep Number, it has adjustable firmness for any activity

[AZhitman]

....for the record, no such issues with our Tempur-Pedic.

[themadscientist]

I don't like memory foam mattresses; they make me feel trapped. If I had one, though, it wouldn't stop me from gettin down. Hell, every surface I can slam her against in the house has tested well.

[2010alticoupe]

Makes sense. I work with sleep number and we're busy all the time. We even get orders from celebrities.

[Jesda]

Sleep > Sex



GOD, HOW OLD AM I?!?

[Loki]

Sleep. There are any number of other surfaces in the house, c'mon.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I have 2 beds...

[audtatious]

Sex in bed is so old-school

[Razi]

....for the record, no such issues with our Tempur-Pedic.

[Mr1der]

ha....they are a little different to use...no bounce.

The only recoil I get is the look on her face in the morning after realizing what she's done.

[Jesda]

ha....they are a little different to use...no bounce.

The only recoil I get is the look on her face in the morning after realizing what she's done.

I know that feel, bro.

[Mr1der]

[themadscientist]

[Jesda]

Thanks a lot, James. Now there's knuckle smudges on my LCD.

[Mr1der]

I hope they don't have peanut butter on them this time.

[skydragoness]

The only recoil I get is the look on her face in the morning after realizing what she's done.

I can't see how a Tempur-pedic would make things worse, sounds like user error IMHO.
I mean less sliding off/around the bed and smashing one's head on the headboard...right?

Sex in bed is so old-school

This.

[Jesda]

Sex in bed is so old-school

In bed. Lights off. Doors locked. Windows closed.



Yeah, I'm from the midwest, so what, wanna fight about it?

[AZhitman]

In bed. Lights off. Doors locked. Windows closed. Laptop propped on a pillow.

FTFY

[Jesda]

Bullsh*t.

There's a reason the doors are locked and the lights are off. Don't need the neighbors' little kids hearing safe words.

"ROOSEVELT!"

[Jesda]

Sex is easy. Any dope can find a willing partner to wet their whistle.

Intimacy is the real challenge. :|



Yes, I'm drunk.

[nissangirl74]

You're posting from under the covers, aren't you?

[Jesda]

My laptop is the size of Texas. It basically lives on the desk in my spare bedroom.

[Jesda]

It also happens to be the greatest "mobile" computer ever made. I can pour hot coffee on the keyboard and it drains it through holes in the bottom without affecting the internals. I've dropped it on the floor countless times and it just keeps ticking.

It's like an old Jeep Cherokee that plays Simcity.

[Jesda]

Any dope can find a willing partner to wet their whistle.

I'd like to correct myself.

Mr. Stephen Sett probably couldn't get laid in Tijuana if he had all the nickels in the world.

[sx moneypit]

Any dope can find a willing partner to wet their whistle.

I'd like to correct myself.

Mr. Stephen Sett probably couldn't get laid in Tijuana if he had all the nickels in the world.

[300ZXttZMAN]

First LOL at this entire thread

My laptop is the size of Texas. It basically lives on the desk in my spare bedroom.

About the laptop: What is it called I need a tough laptop! In 3 weeks were going on vacation and I will go crazy if I can't get on Nico club for just a few moments throughout the week. You know zap some spammers, move some tech threads, welcome some new Z car owners, answer the ever so popular Z32 question: "my Z32 won't idle help!!" .

[NolimitZ32]

Mark, suggestion, vacation = rest = turn off all mobile and communication devices and unplug. I am taking a trip to the river for Memorial day weekend, no internets, no cellulars, no nothing but a tube, a cooler of beer and my drunk a** getting sunburnt passed out floating lol.

[snwbrdr435]

^ I wish my vacations enabled me to do that.

[300ZXttZMAN]

Mark, suggestion, vacation = rest = turn off all mobile and communication devices and unplug. I am taking a trip to the river for Memorial day weekend, no internets, no cellulars, no nothing but a tube, a cooler of beer and my drunk a** getting sunburnt passed out floating lol.

Oh trust me I know lol. I wanna surf Nico while i'm eating breakfast mixing myself up a screwdriver to prepare for my casual stroll onto the beach with my cousins.