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OriginalWheelman
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Joined: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:38 am
Car: '15 Ford Focus Electric
Location: Portland, OR (or what?)

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I've seen some bad ebay adds, but this one is SO bad I HAD to share it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NISSAN-2 ... 439f5cf7e5

Seller's Description
"THIS CAR IS A FRIEND OF MINE, IT WAS SET UP AND PAINTED AROUND 6 YEARS AGO,THE CAR RUNS GREAT,NOISE DO TO THE EXAUST,THE CAR HAS NEW WHEELS AND TIRES THAT COST 1000.00 + DOLLARS,THE CAR HAS NEW BATTERY,NEW CLUTCH AND PLATE, new fuel pump, ALSO, THE INTERIOR IS OK BUT SHOWING SOME WEAR,THE PAINT SHOWS WEAR BUT IS NOT GONE,THE GROUND EFFECTS HAS IT NORMAL WEAR OF BEING USED,DINGS AND SCRATCHES,THE BODY AND PAINT SHOW WEAR FROM USE,DING,SCRATCHES,AND SMALL DENTS,

IF THIS CAR HAD A NEW PAINT JOB AND SOME T.L.C. IT WOULD BE WORTH 8,000.00 + DOLLARS,"

It's a stock, 89 S13 with 132k on the stock KA24E and an invader body kit. The buy it now is set for $4,500!!!!!! :wtf2:

The door handles are shaved so poorly you can see where they were in the pic.

:rotfl

Lets see who can find the most ridiculous Nissan for sale add!


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93coupe
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Car: crap
Location: Maryland

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I'd buy that Probe.

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Otto.
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Ugh... he says that the wheels and tires are worth over $1,000. PFFT. Yeah, okay.

And a wire to open the drivers side door because the door popper is broken... :facepalm:

He's just asking for it to be stolen... but who would even want to steal this?

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sx moneypit
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Car: 2010 Nissan 370Z
1986 Toyota MR2
Location: Memphis,Tn.

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Love that wing :inout:

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dre1507
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Car: Some boring Lexus that's currently at home with a smashed mouth (crashed).
Location: Miami, FL

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Title of car: :NISSAN 240SX FAST & FURIOUS CAR"
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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hatedinthemind
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Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:59 pm
Car: S13 Coupe, Subaru Forester
Location: Naples, FL

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I love the wire door handle :rotfl

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Infinitiguy19
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Car: 1993 Infiniti Q45 188580 Miles
1994 Infiniti Q45a 240000 Miles

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I like the tail light section.

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TurboSauce
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Car: 2006 G35 coupe, 2018 Mazda CX-9
Location: Orlando

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ehhhh a Forde Probe?


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