Secret conversation between Saddam and Coalition Forces

[blink0r]

[03:10:52] * Coalition_Forces knocks on the door[03:11:03] <Saddam_Hussein> who is it?[03:12:22] <Coalition_Forces> It's your sons, father. We've come with presents![03:12:35] <Saddam_Hussein> SONS![03:12:40] * Saddam_Hussein opens the door[03:12:48] <Coalition_Forces> Ha ha you ****er, we tricked you[03:13:10] <Saddam_Hussein> oh my god! i have a gun! but i will not fire it[03:13:33] <Coalition_Forces> That is not a gun. Saddam, that's just your hand under your shirt.[03:14:03] <Saddam_Hussein> oh.[03:14:29] <Coalition_Forces> nice beard by the way[03:14:37] <Coalition_Forces> it's very cute on you[03:14:32] <Saddam_Hussein> my norelco razor broke down[03:14:46] <Saddam_Hussein> so what do you guys want exactly? come for some tea?[03:15:03] <Coalition_Forces> Actually we came to arrest you, but i sure could use some tea to wet my whistle. It's a hot ***** outside![03:16:46] <Saddam_Hussein> Certainly sir. Just hang on while i poison your tea.... err. I uhh... mean. *Sigh*[03:16:59] <Coalition_Forces> Buuuuuuuuuuuuuusted.[03:17:24] * Coalition_Forces handcuffs Saddam and gently strokes his soft beard.

....to be continued.

[MaineExport]

Every day in every way Blinks keeps getting strager and stranger.

[UncleBen]

Nothing better to do, might as well make fun of the world and the people in it!

[AZhitman]

Blinks, you're a weird mofo.

[DAEDALUS]

If that piggy wasn't a tipoff way back when, I don't know what is.

[Turb0wned]

lol u must have been bored..... lol

[Mr1der]

bear in mind he is afterall in Canada, probably drinking that damn Canadian beer too:D

[K240]

well thats canada for you. j/kj/k

[APEXi240]

That was great Blink...hilarious.

[Nismo_Freak]

Blink... you have a call on line 2.

[BuudWeizErr]

I don't understand this thread, please close it.

[yashin]

i'd call him crazy but he lives in saskatchewan, nothin to do there but watch the wheat grow

[blink0r]

bear in mind he is afterall in Canada, probably drinking that damn Canadian beer too:D

Ahhh hell yes! That stuff's like moonshine to you americans. I've been on tons of medication since getting my 4 wisdom teeth pulled. That's probably why.

[AZhitman]

I don't understand this thread, please close it.

Ryan, if we closed every thread that you didn't understand, we'd be the size of FA.

[MasterMan]

Ahhh hell yes! That stuff's like moonshine to you americans. I've been on tons of medication since getting my 4 wisdom teeth pulled. That's probably why.

dude how come i didnt know about this? u need to share the wealth, and for my Xmas gift u can ship down some canadan beer too!

[krazy skwerel]

I say we all partake of this fabled ale of yonder northern lands. Pass thy stein this way good sir.

[89240sx]

I'm sittin at work right now having a nice cold beer =)

[Dano]

hehehe, Blinkster, your one of the oddest ppl on the boards, keep it up:D!

-Dan

[hatebobbarker]

dude, that cross some line, somewhere

[blink0r]

Thank you sir. I love myself