Scammers rock!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Or not. You decide.I got this via skype yesterday.

I haven't figured out how to report people to skype yet...it's not as easy as with AIM.

URGENT RISSPORNCE NEEDED [email protected] GOOD DAY FRIEND MINISTERLOT 421 COCODYABIDJANIVORY COASTDEAR RESPECTFUL ONE, PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTOBUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME ANDCONTACT FROM MY RESERACH AND FINED YOU I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHERNAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THERECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BYTHEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDEIN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.I AM FRANSO OSLO ,THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE CHIEF ANDMRS OSLO MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANTBASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COASTBEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HISBUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSSON A BUSINESS TRIP. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1995, MYFATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 9TH NOVEMBER 2001 INA PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THATHE HAS A SUM OF US$10.7M (TEN MILLION, SEVEN HUNDREDTHOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) Deposited in a security company in Greece, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY child FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OFTHE FUND.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THISWEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESSASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILLTRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT)I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THEFOLLOWING WAYS.1) TO help me in the clearing of the fund from the security company 2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND AND AS I AM20 YEARS OLD BOY AND I DO NOT ON HOW TO TRANSANFERTHIS FUND.3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOURCOUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE ARESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTALSUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THESUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA.FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDSASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULDBE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS, YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.THANKS AND GOD BLESS.BEST REGARDS FRANSO OSLOplease im not much good in chat contact me by email if intresting thanksemail [email protected]

[nchopp]

Wow. That one's even worse than most.

[JESTER]

He liked your name. Nothing personal, but I am not goign into buisness with someone who's last name is doom... Just aint happening.

Got nothing but love for you MoD.

[nchopp]

He liked your name. Nothing personal, but I am not goign into buisness with someone who's last name is doom... Just aint happening.

Got nothing but love for you MoD.

Whatever dood. It just means DOOM FOR THE COMPETITION! I'm with ya', MoD!

[hannibal]

I dunno. It might be scam of some kind.

They poisoned his father to get the money. They'll do the same to you.

[Mr1der]

reminds me of when the nigerian gold scam first came about...

friend told me about it and I was like "**** yeah, let's go! this'll be an adventure!"

****in' pricks...I want my goddamn adventure!

[HashiriyaS14]

Dude, scambait that bish.

Keep corresponding with them, try to get their picture or something, then p-shop a pen15 in their mouth and email it back to them.

Am I the only one who does this stuff?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scam_baiting

Personally, I prefer to target local scammers, as I like to actually watch people get arrested.

[Florida240sx]

lol

[Dieselman]

One word. Xenoflood.One email out, 1 million back

E-mail server lockdown

[Urabus GodofTraction]

pronounced sky-pee or skhype?

[takaramotors]

SCAMMER

[MinisterofDOOM]

pronounced sky-pee or skhype?

Skhype.

[gabossie]

Wow, haven't seen that one yet. They just keep getting more and more creative with that darn english language!

[takaramotors]

DEAR SIR/MADAM, I AM DR. ALBERT YOUNG, CHAIRMAN,FORIEGN DEBT RECONCILIATION PANEL TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA I AM IN NEED OF YOUR GENUINE ASSISTANT AND TRUST BECAUSE AS A TOP OFFICIAL OF THE RULING GORVERNMENT,WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OWN OR OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNT, HENCE A FOREIGNER IS NEEDED IN THIS TRANSACTION.

IN THE COURSE OF AUDITING THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT TO PAY ALL FOREIGN CONTRACTORS BEFORE THE EXPIRATION OF THIS REGIME,WE DETECTED AN EXCESS SUM OF USD38.5M(THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR) WHOSE SOURCE IS TRACED TO OVER INFLATION OF CONTRACTS EXECUTED FOR THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE IN 2002.ALREADY WE HAVE SECURED THE SUM IN THE SUSPENCE ACCOUNT OF THE PANEL AWAITING TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR PAYMENT AS A CONTRACT AWARDED AND EXECUTED BY A FOREIGNER.

MY SUPERIOR IN THE PRESIDENCY HAVE MANDATED ME TO PRESENT A HONEST FOREIGNER WHO CAN CONVENIENTLY PROTECT THIS FUND FOR US IN HIS CUSTODY. IT IS ON THIS REASON THAT IAM CONTACTING YOU AND I SINCERELY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE BY IMPLORING YOUR,DISCRETION,MATURITY AND CO-OPERATION.MY SUPERIOR HAS COMPLETED ALL ADMINISTRATIVE STEPS TO SEE THAT THIS FUND RECEIVES ALL THE REQUESTED APPROVALS IMMEDIATELY YOU GIVE ME THE GO AHEAD. ALL I NEED FROM YOU ARE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS TO ENABLE ME MAKE JOB DESCRIPTIONS IN YOUR FAVOUR INCLUDING YOUR PRIVATE TEL NOS FOR EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND OF COURSE A NOMINATED ACCOUNT WERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO SHOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ASSIST,THEN SEND YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL BOX [email protected] TO ENABLE ME GIVE YOU FURTHER BRIEFINGS.THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE, SO YOU NEED NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR. AWAITING YOUR URGENT MAIL BEST REGARDS,DR. ALBERT YOUNG

[DriftingJesus]

hello friends

I need money to buy a female chinese slave, please send your funds to my paypal account