Samsung to Apple

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"Here's your money, b****."

http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsun ... ent-coins/
PaperBlog – This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.

The funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.

Let’s see how Apple will respond to this.
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I must buy something Samsung to reward such a pimptastic backhand! :rotfl


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YOU MAD, KOREA?

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Would be epic if true but it doesn't appear to be:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/samsung.asp

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Darn. I been onioned! Next you will tell me aliens didn't land here years ago looking for reeses pieces.

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C-Kwik wrote:Would be epic if true but it doesn't appear to be:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/samsung.asp
this. i was reading, and someone had actually done the math on it. and it would have been about 1400 trucks full which would have amounted to about 80% of the nickels in circulation :rotfl

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YOU CALM, KOREA?

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I just bought 1200 yen worth of stuff yesterday with a bag of 10 yen coins. I wasn't trying to be a d!ck, I just need to move these things somehow!

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Jesda wrote:YOU CALM, KOREA?
I CALM

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Jesda wrote:YOU CALM, KOREA?
Not really.

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... uspend-mep

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Razi wrote:
Jesda wrote:YOU CALM, KOREA?
I CALM
:rotfl :rotfl


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