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Some sample threads from other car forums:

Honda Civic forum: Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race meJust added some more decals (5 hp gain)Whose tailpipe is the biggest? (pics)Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

Honda Accord forum:Mom is giving me her car, does anyone have altezzas or wings for sale??

Mutang forum:-some punk kid in a civic just tried to race me.-barbers that specialize in mullets

McLaren F1 forum:-some punk kid in an F-16 tried to race me.

Bentley forum:-I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forum:-My girl slept with my brother, my best friend and my wife. How can I kill 'em? I have a record and I ain't goin' back.

Fiero forum:-Just bought a new flame retarded suite (pics)

Buick Forum:-Is Medicaire or Medicaid right for me?

Cadillac Forum:-How do I get yak out of my fur seats.-Anyone check out the AARP discounts on the new Caddies?

Saturn Forum:-(For sale/wanted section) Roman candle landed on my fender and melted it. Anyone know where to buy fender?

Crown Victoria forum:-How come people never pass me on the highway?

Bugatti forum: -Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?

Hummer forum:-had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Isblack touchup paint available thru the dealer?

Mitsubishi forum:-(200 threads) surviving crank walk

Supra forum:-(for sale/wanted) 2 turbo's isn't enough. I need NAWWWWS.

Mini Cooper-more power without adding another hamster

Any one have any other samples?


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Cadillac Escalade forum-Just bent my twenny-trees drivin' over a Honduh, whurr can I get thurrties?

Yugo forum-My shifter came out in my hand on a hard 1-2, how do I put it back in?My exhaust fell off, I went to pick it up and I've had this strange burning sensation ever since, what happened?

Mercedes forum-My '98 E class just burnt another bulb, dealer charged me $130 to replace it, did I get burned?

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99+ v6 Mustang forums: Should I use tampons or maxipads

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Ouch! Pretty good. A few more.

Toyota Echo forum:-Does our car use AAA or AA batteries?

Land Rover forum:-reliable tow truck services??

Fiat forum:-Hello? Am I the only member?

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Bubba1 wrote:Ouch! Pretty good. A few more.

Land Rover forum:-reliable tow truck services??


doubles as a ford forum too..

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LMFAO - Bubba, you are quite possibly the coolest NICO member ever.

Friggin' FUNNY stuff! :D

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Q45 forums- where do you all buy false teeth??

j/k :)**yashin runs for his life**

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Oh, that was low...Spec V-Blown transmission at 23,000(responded to with "I'm on my third in 18,000")

^actual thread

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mini cooper forum:

Oh man i'm so bad ***...how can i be a little less bad *** so i can stop pimpin so many of the girls at once, they seem to get mad when i mix their names up

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Hey Main Event the reason the girls come to the mini is because they want one. Mini's are girly imo. They are quick and handle well, but the look of em is too passive. I like my aggressive 240. My dad tried to get me to trade in my car and share a cooper with him. I told him hes crazy and needs to get a pair.

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240 forum - Can my 240 beat ____ (fill in the blank):D

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Turbo Caravan forum- OMG guys look what I did with a toaster oven and some duct tape!

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InstantRice wrote:doubles as a ford forum too..


FORD BASHER!!!

actually it's a little more like this

"so what turbo do you think I should run on my DOHC 4.6"

same can be said for the V6 mustang guys, and now some of the SC forums.

here's one that's common though "how can I get my interior to stop making noise?"

thankfully the T Birds don't have so much damn plastic in them...

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Monte Carlo forum:-Where can I find 'dat new edition golden Dale Earnhart #3 decal-Why do I keep gettin' pulled over?. It ain't stolen yo.- Here's how Duct tape works for body work...

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IROC Camaro Forum - "I had to get the back of my hair cut even with the rest becuase it got caught in my wife's recliner. Anybody know how to use these hair thingies I bought at Fred's?"

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Mercedes Benz Forum:

"Did you see the latest episode of Cribs, I have to have Alan Iverson's new.....(insert vehicle here)"

"My dealership voided my warranty because now I make under 100k a year."

"My credit report is shot, how do I get around this to take a test drive in the new SL."

Escalade Forums:

“Glock or Sig, when rolling out on the town which one are you packing?”

“Help, Hommie spilled his 40 on interior, how do you get it out.”

“What does MPG mean and why is mine so low?”

“I got owned by a H1 last night, need help”

Audi Forums:

“Some punk kid called my Audi a Volkswagon…grr”

Turbo Buick Forums:

“Beat a Corvette last night, need some type of competition.”

“At a 140mph, how do I keep my car from lifting off the ground?”

“You wont believe what the @*&! Kent Rudbek just did with his Buick.”

Civic Forums:

“Which mod next? Paper machee body kit or aluminum wing?”

“Mom need her car back, NOS un-installation project pictures.”

“Had to borrower son’s car while car was in the shop, how humiliating.”

“Putting my car on Adkins Diet.”

Ferrari Forums:

“Got busted doing 180mph in a 50mph zone, need help getting out of ticket.”

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any domestic forum- "whats a good truck to tow my house?"

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Volkswagen new Beetle Forum:

What color should I paint my car to pick up the most gay guys?What flower looks best in the in-built flower vase?why do people call my car the faggin wagon?

Pt cruiser ForumSo, how exactly do I classify my car. Wagon, Car, or minivan?

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Neon Forums:

"Top 10 Comebacks for when people roll up next to you and say, 'Bee-Beep - HI!' and then drive off laughing."

H2 Forums:

"Someone said my H2 is really just a Tahoe underneath - How can I prove them wrong?"

Camaro/Firebird forums:

"Today the dashboard finally rattled itself loose - Duct tape isn't working - Could it be all the Armor All?"

LS400 Forums:

"Some really mean guy in an ivory pearl Infiniti keep smoking me on the freeway - Do I need NAAAWS?"

:D

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Turbo Buick Forum:

"Need help breaking out of the 9's"

"Just broke both wheelie bars." -Kent Rudbek

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Kia Forum:

"Help! The factory glue holding my unibody is washing off!"

Yugo Forum:

"Hey guys, I just realized pages 4,5,6 and 7 of my owner's manual has the train and bus schedule?!"

"By adding dual exhausts to my Yugo I've officially converted it into a wheelbarrow"

"Are brakes a factory option?"

Saturn Forum:

"Weird, some thieves broke into my car but all they stole was the CLUB?"

"Ughhh...why do those birds keep singling out my car!?!?!?"

"I think there's something wrong with my car dudes. The 15-minute Jiffy Lube has kept it for two weeks!"

Mercedes Forum:

"Got a ticket today for doing 65 in a 35mph zone. Jeez, I paid $65,000 for this car, I can drive as fast as I want!!!"

Honda Forum:

"Yo yO yo, i wAs DrIvInG yO wHeN I huRd SoMe BiG ShiZZ FeLL oFF yO. HoW mUcH wAiT dId I SaVe yO cUz My wHiP Feels MaD FaSteR nOw Yo?"

"Yo what upgrades next? I was pulling him uptop but dammit I lost a stoplight challenge to the kid on the Huffy again!!!"

"damn yo, my new tach is bigger than my head yo"

"damn, I can get pulled over for going too slow?"

"What's the clearance on the tunnels around here guys? I keep smashing my wings off when passing through them."

"I just got my new copy of the 101 Honda Upgrades from Home Depot book!!"

-Madison

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*Removes 22 year-old false teeth*

Who's in for BINGO!

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Wow, there have been some great ones...

Lexus Forum:There used to be a car company that made the "Legend"Anyone know whatever happened to it?

Yugo forum:12 designs to convert yours into a backyard playground:

Lamborghini Diablo forum:Window rattles at 210 mph

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Q45 Forum: -My teenage son borrowed my Q when his mustang gt broke down, now he won't give it back to me!

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Honda forums-"How to break out of the 30s"

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Lambhorgini Forums "what's the best bush hog to use?"

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Toyota Corolla Form-wtf is an Ae86,Ae92,andAe101

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maxima.org (today in fact, but it happens almost every week)-any1 tried Drifting with their Maxima??

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Q forums(no offence and real story)My Q45 will beat ANY muscle car. Once again, more 160 mph stories

v6 mustang forumcobra motor pricing?installing interior seat covers and painting my dashsnow tires?

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Nissan forums-Hit 200,000 and I'm STILL whipping Hondas... (kill story inside)


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