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Does your spinning wheel of responsibility have a nail that stops needle in the middle of the "mom"?
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The wife and I just got a wheel of responsibility for the latest kid. It has actually come in handy, its kinda hard to argue with it. I'm thinking about installing little magnets in the wheel and on the pointer. I figure it would take a while to notice.
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Follow the link. There are many helpful tips such as...

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PEZi's safe parenting tip of the day.....


USE BIRTH CONTROL!
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PEZi wrote:PEZi's safe parenting tip of the day.....


USE BIRTH CONTROL!
i thought you were against that
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nissangirl74 wrote:
PEZi wrote:PEZi's safe parenting tip of the day.....


USE BIRTH CONTROL!
i thought you were against that
The pill? IUDs? patch? no....

I'm only against condoms
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So it's OK if your d!ck rots off, as long as the ho you are banging doesn't get knocked up. That makes PERFECT sense. :rotfl :rolleyes:
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Baby looks like he may choke a b****.

Baby also appears to be winning.
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Yeah, the baby is like
"An Evan's Gambit, are you f*** kidding me? I must be adopted" :rolleyes:
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nissangirl74 wrote:So it's OK if your d*** rots off, as long as the ho you are banging doesn't get knocked up. That makes PERFECT sense. :rotfl :rolleyes:
precisely! :gapteeth:
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Can I take parenting tips from this woman?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=41a_1295556602
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That baby is either a doll or has a liver temperature of 72 degrees F.
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I do this with my little brother all the time. :couch:
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:Image
:rotfl

Baby looks like he may choke a b****.

Baby also appears to be winning.
:lolling:
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dusred wrote:Image

I do this with my little brother all the time. :couch:
babies like to be tossed dangerously close to spinning ceiling fan. we can't help it if they find that s*** enjoyable.
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When my brother was younger, my dad and I used to toss him back and forth. He smiled like crazy.
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themadscientist wrote:Yeah, the baby is like
"An Evan's Gambit, are you f**king kidding me? I must be adopted" :rolleyes:
:rotfl
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:Image
:rotfl

Baby looks like he may choke a b****.

Baby also appears to be winning.
:rotflmao

Definitely my favorite. Baby is unamused.
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:spitout:
LoL @ MoD
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:rotfl:
My favorite.
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