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Check this out. A friend of mine is an English Professor in NYC. She posted this up one her page and I thought you guys might get a kick out of it. My favorites so far:

Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor? :facepalm:

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Although I am my own person, my relationship with my girlfriend of two and a half years has lead to a significant change in almost every aspect of my life such as my behaviors, believes, values, personality, and even my appearance (we need a p****-whipped smiley)

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The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg. :rotfl

http://sh*tmystudentswrite.tumblr.com
**copy and paste address in another window and replace * with "i"

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:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
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"S and M stands for smoke and mirrors and was a common practice in the middle ages, before modern pop singers like Rihanna made it popular."
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:spitout: :spitout: :spitout: :spitout: :spitout:

"Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany."


Flipper was his homeboy.
"Steinbeck always wrote with a porpoise."
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Before, women were multifunctioning objects around the house that could do that birth thing but now women are running corporations and writing great literature all the while still doing that birth thing.
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:rotfl

Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.

HAHA
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I'M GONNA DIE. :rotfl :rotfl
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The amount of radiation that was release after the Chernobyl incident caused a variety of mutations in a variety of orgasms. :lolling:
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:rotfl :rotfl

Oh btw, your url was wrong.

It is http://sh*tmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

replace * with an 'i' obviously...
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That's weird. That was a copy and paste.
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Yeah, the forum bleeped the whole first part out with "s***"
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Razi wrote:Yeah, the forum bleeped the whole first part out with "s***"
i fixed the OP. Thanks
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:biggrin:
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Wasn't this a campaign slogan?

"Humans who struggle with hunger lose hope, and those with hope don’t have hunger and should give those with hunger, reason to hope."
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Razi wrote::rotfl

Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.

HAHA
:bowrofl:
I'M GONNA DIE. :rotfl :rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

I don't know what's funnier - that comment, or thinking of Razi laughing his a$$ off.... :lolling:
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themadscientist wrote:Wasn't this a campaign slogan?

"Humans who struggle with hunger lose hope, and those with hope don’t have hunger and should give those with hunger, reason to hope."
It's so catchy!
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Razi wrote::rotfl

Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.

HAHA
:bowrofl:
I'M GONNA DIE. :rotfl :rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

I don't know what's funnier - that comment, or thinking of Razi laughing his a$$ off.... :lolling:
:rotfl :rotfl
AMBITIOUS GENITALIA

Possibly the funniest pair of words ever!

Ambitious genitalia. :rotfl
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nissangirl74 wrote:The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg. :rotfl
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :lolling: :lolling:
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That site is pure gold. Glad this is done anonymously. These days teachers get nailed for the most ridiculous things.

A local teacher here was put on probation because he asked an overweight student if he ate his homework. So awesome.
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Was it the Revolutionary War or the Civil War that the Japanese dropped the atomic bomb on Pearl Harbor?
:rotfl

And people actually live their lives this stupid!
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Razi wrote: AMBITIOUS GENITALIA

Possibly the funniest pair of words ever!

Ambitious genitalia. :rotfl
TROPICAL PRIEST.
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:rotfl :rotfl

The Tropical Priest was born with ambitious genitalia.
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Razi wrote::rotfl :rotfl

The Tropical Priest was born with ambitious genitalia.
Sentence of the year. :spitout:
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This should cost about $1500, because it's friggin gold!

I’ve lived my whole life on the west coast and to me, the civil war seems like a really really long time ago.
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"The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed."

Truth. Fries make us horny!
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I still don't understand what Nala was doing, but the fact that he has ambitious genitalia alleviates my concern.
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Ambitious but rubbish!
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OriginalWheelman wrote:Image
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :lolling: :lolling: :lolling: :rotflmao :rotflmao :rotflmao :spitout:
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OMG

I'm dyin'.... :bowrofl: :rotfl
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AZhitman wrote:OMG

I'm dyin'.... :bowrofl: :rotfl
:spitout: :rotflmao :greg:
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What guy doesn't have ambitious genitalia?
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