I woke in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. (Wuz Up!). I was walking to my car parked on the street. I guy drove by my an his engine sounded like crap. He disappeared into the horizon but I still heard his crappy engine

. Wait a minute...thats my car sounding like it trying to kill itself.

I had a remote start. I hopped in and the oil light was flickering. Checked the oil...it was bone dry. I never saw any major leak b4 and not even now, but I think i need a new oil pan gasket. It took 5 Qtz to get rid of the clinking sound, when i accelarate I it feels like the car was made in the San Andres fault, the whole thing vibrates, well like a vibrator. This is between 1-2k RPM. So now I'm Scared, alone and ready to cry

. I popped the hood again, I could hear a not so Q45 sound clunking in the engine, nowhere as loud as b4 but still noticeable when you listen. I gave the transmission a check and the he/she promised never to discuss our encounter, then i check my transmission, the fliud was low, same story, never saw a major leak. I tap it off. I doesn't feel like i have problems shifting. But the engine feels like its about to drop out @1-2krpm, anything higher is ok.

Please help me please
