ROFL!!!!!!! Henry's mom strikes again!!!

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Yeah I promise I wouldnt, but he took it pretty far with my momma. He left me no other alternative.


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Jesda
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All my pictures of Miss Blue Eyes are on the computer at home. DAMN IT! Almost worth ending my vacation early!

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lol. You pedoph:le.

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I'm just an art enthusiast! Yeah.... art....

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Hopefully they have that kind of art in my class that im taking next semester!

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elwesso wrote:Hopefully they have that kind of art in my class that im taking next semester!
I'll be praying you have a kickass camera phone...

Speaking of MILF's though...

Check out this one that me and my cousin sat next to at an outdoor concert last month. Camera phone pwn's her...

She wasn't wearing a bra and she's holding her top to avoid her breast from popping out on the side. That happened a few times but I couldnt get a pic quick enough

She kept rubbing sun tan lotion on herself every 5 minutes....MAJOR tease!!!

Nuff said here

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Ev_eezy wrote:
I'll be praying you have a kickass camera phone...


I like the addition to the sig BB. Funny stuff keep it up.

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nismofly
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evan you lucky bastard

and wes...keep on keepin on, all i hafta say

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Ev_eezy wrote:I'll be praying you have a kickass camera phone...

Speaking of MILF's though...

Check out this one that me and my cousin sat next to at an outdoor concert last month. Camera phone pwn's her...

She wasn't wearing a bra and she's holding her top to avoid her breast from popping out on the side. That happened a few times but I couldnt get a pic quick enough

She kept rubbing sun tan lotion on herself every 5 minutes....MAJOR tease!!!

Nuff said here
Oh s*** dude. Was she with someone or something? If not you could have "easily" hit that

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gniknave
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She was with her friend (you can see her nice smooth leg on the right in the first pic). Her friend was actually better looking. We actually left with both of their numbers. They're both Philipino. Never called them though, but we had our fun just flirting with them for the whole day. I was however turned off when she started smoking a cigarette, I hate when women - or anybody for that matter does that.

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PoorManQ45
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Yep, smoking a cig is about the worst thing they can do.

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Mr1der
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yay for voyuerism!

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would it be different if she rolled a joint right there?

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elwesso wrote:Hopefully they have that kind of art in my class that im taking next semester!
Engineering school. All the models will be pimply-faced 17 year old gamers with Warcraft t-shirts. BWAHAHAH!

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Mr1der
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ownt.

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nismofly
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have fun wes...well miss you

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nismofly wrote:have fun wes...well miss you
\im confused!

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PoorManQ45 wrote:Oh s*** dude. Was she with someone or something? If not you could have "easily" hit that
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Folks, here we have one virgin explaining to another virgin how "easy" it would be to "get some" from a stranger (who would probably shatter your eyesocket if she only knew you were taking her pic, much less trying to actually make physical contact).

Just because she's hot and dressed in summer attire doesn't make her easy. You got a lot to learn, grasshoppa.

James, please fix me a glass of lemonade... I need to sit down and rest... all this laughing.... damn.

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Mr1der
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pfff....do I look like the type to fix lemonade?

that has Wes written all over it...

I dunno Greg...I figure Evan would've had his cherry popped by now...

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My cousin and I were bored beyond belief at that concert. It was the KBLX (jazz/r&b radio) Summer Fest. The performers were almost all old school (except Ledesi & Angie Stone), and it lasted from 10am-6pm...sitting in the grass with 1 hour in between each act. To top it off we were there with our parents. Believe me, we had nothing better to do than look at women and take pictures. The only problem was that most of the women had way too much to eat back in the day and were showin it ALL that day

I'm talkin about big women wearing stuff they REALLY REALLY shouldn't have. The rare case was the two that happened to be sitting next to us. We actually spent a lot of time talking to them and we definitely had their interest, and they had ours til the girl shown lit up a cigarette. That's a major turnoff for me. We still left with their numbers but not with the intent of calling.

Yeah my cherry was popped a LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNG time ago

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Mr1der
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man I hate biker shorts...

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nismofly
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elwesso wrote:\im confused!
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Jesda wrote:Engineering school. All the models will be pimply-faced 17 year old gamers with Warcraft t-shirts. BWAHAHAH!
math boy!

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PoorManQ45
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LMFAO.

So true about the engineer models

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BB Turbo wrote:Yeah I promise I wouldnt, but he took it pretty far with my momma. He left me no other alternative.
You guys gonna let a set up like that just go unused?!?!

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PoorManQ45
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WE're going to let you take this one rex.


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