Road rage and guns

[audtatious]

can we force abortions for people who are stupid and live off the gov? That would make good sense.

[themadscientist]

How about I just shoot them? If there is a good health plan I'm all in. I'll get my own gun!

[audtatious]

Need some bullets? As long as they are tax deductable then I'm willing to provide them

[themadscientist]

damned budget cuts, no gun but we have some bullets. I have to pull the slug out of the case and ram it into the person's grape with a hammer. I may need a smock or something.

[audtatious]

sheesh, use a damn sling shot. You have to be closer but I'm sure with multiple rubber bands it could work

[themadscientist]

I feel it depersonalizes the relationship. I want each person to think I am there for them.

[Beancooker]

Explain to me why abortions are necessary when there's an adoption waiting list a mile long?

Explain to me why curse words are necessary on primetime TV?

Explain to me why protesters can surround my office and make me 2 hours late for dinner and I can't do a damn thing about it?

Explain to me why an unarmed burglar I shoot in the middle of the night, breaking into my car in my driveway has the right to sue me?

Explain to me why I have to explain to my young daughter what "genital herpes" is after she sees a commercial on TV?

Explain to me why I had to sit in an E.R. with my dying spouse for 11 hours one night because a bunch of illegals with the flu and a few injured drunks were ahead of us in line?

I'll answer, so you don't hurt yourself:

BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS. The Constitution is a phenomenal document - You should study it someday.

One of the best points I have read in this forum. At least a few people "get it".

[Beancooker]

How about I just shoot them? If there is a good health plan I'm all in. I'll get my own gun!

9MM bullets are 10¢ each if you buy in bulk.

[themadscientist]

Man, I miss shooting guns One of the things I miss about the U.S.

[audtatious]

Move back here and I'll buy you a beer.

Not tonight unless you get here quick cuz I only have a couple left

[themadscientist]

Na, I shall remain foward deployed. I love Japan still. I am very proud to be an American though and will never sever ties with the country that raised me.

[audtatious]

we love you so it don't matter. then again I would remove you from my will if you vote obama

[themadscientist]

I don't vote. If I did think it actually mattered McCain is the lesser of two evils IMO but not a whole lot less.

[audtatious]

Unfortunately I agree...Having to vote for the lesser of 2 evils suxl tho

[telcoman]

Explain to me why abortions are necessary when there's an adoption waiting list a mile long?

Explain to me why curse words are necessary on primetime TV?

Explain to me why protesters can surround my office and make me 2 hours late for dinner and I can't do a damn thing about it?

Explain to me why an unarmed burglar I shoot in the middle of the night, breaking into my car in my driveway has the right to sue me?

Explain to me why I have to explain to my young daughter what "genital herpes" is after she sees a commercial on TV?

Explain to me why I had to sit in an E.R. with my dying spouse for 11 hours one night because a bunch of illegals with the flu and a few injured drunks were ahead of us in line?

I'll answer, so you don't hurt yourself:

BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS. The Constitution is a phenomenal document - You should study it someday.

"Explain to me why abortions are necessary when there's an adoption waiting list a mile long?"

Excellent question. Probably because the process in this country is too cumbersome, expensive, and too long?On our visit to China three years ago 1/3 of the flight was couples going to China to adopt.

"Explain to me why curse words are necessary on primetime TV?"

You may be watching programs for adults. Change the channel. Try Sesame Street

"Explain to me why protesters can surround my office and make me 2 hours late for dinner and I can't do a damn thing about it?"

What are they protesting? Did you do something wrong like point guns at them?

"Explain to me why I have to explain to my young daughter what "genital herpes" is after she sees a commercial on TV?"

Sex education should begin in the home by parents when their children reach an appropriate age of understanding. If you don't feel comfortable or qualified perhaps a wife gf or another female or the school can? Perhaps you are spending too much time worrying about the second amendment?

"Explain to me why I had to sit in an E.R. with my dying spouse for 11 hours one night because a bunch of illegals with the flu and a few injured drunks were ahead of us in line?"

When Obama fixes our broken health care system there won't be so many people using hospitals as a primary care facility.

I hope I've answered all your questions?

Sorry to hear about your wife.

Telcoman

[AZhitman]

1)Excellent question. Probably because the process in this country is too cumbersome, expensive, and too long?On our visit to China three years ago 1/3 of the flight was couples going to China to adopt.

2) You may be watching programs for adults. Change the channel. Try Sesame Street

3) What are they protesting? Did you do something wrong like point guns at them?

4) Sex education should begin in the home by parents when their children reach an appropriate age of understanding. If you don't feel comfortable or qualified perhaps a wife gf or another female or the school can? Perhaps you are spending too much time worrying about the second amendment?

5) When Obama fixes our broken health care system there won't be so many people using hospitals as a primary care facility.

1) That doesn't address the question. You're talking about the other end of the equation. People don't get abortions because adoption is cumbersome.

2) So, my kids can't watch TV at all after school hours without having foul language forced on them? Talk about forcing your viewpoint on someone....

3) What difference does it make what they're protesting? Their right is infringing on my rights. You want to take away all guns, why not outlaw all protests? At least my gun doesn't make YOU late for dinner.

4) I am perfectly comfortable with handling my kids' sex ed, thanks for assuming otherwise. But shouldn't it be on MY timetable? Again, forcing a viewpoint on me that I don't ascribe to... forcing me to address a topic on NBC's timeline, not my own.

5) Obama will build more hospitals? Obama will implement accurate triage in emergency rooms? Obama will bar uninsured non-citizens from getting care on MY dime? Obama will force doctors to keep clinics open after-hours so that the ER isn't overcrowded? WOW. Obama really IS the real deal!

Again, you missed my bigger picture: People have rights.

You can abort all the babies you want, smoke a ton of dope, sodomize a few truck drivers, wave a sign instead of working, burn a flag on the steps of the White House, catch gonosyphiherpeaids, say cu*t on the evening news, and do it all in the name of Freedom.

Just stay the HELL away from my rights.

[audtatious]

Greg, it's simple. Those people have more rights than you do. It's an unwritten law in the Constitution along with seperation of church and state.

[AZhitman]

Ah. Got it.

Silly me.

I'll just bend over and take it over and over again, on order to appease the people who contribute nothing to our society or our future.

[telcoman]

*puts her head on the desk*

Lord, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

How about this Telco, I'll come and sneak into your house with a few guns (they'll be unloaded, of course) and let's just see how far I can get before you find another way to protect yourself? Hell, if I were crazy and deranged enough, I could off your entire family without you even knowing.

Problem is, the same government you want to help control the guns and all that, yeah, well, they're not going to be able to save you if you take all the guns away. FYI.

The NRA is the biggest lobbyist for guns rights that we have, not only do they lobby for guns rights, they also teach gun safety (and more than that) to every age range. So, just because somebody has a bad day, and they happen to have a gun around doesn't mean that if you have a bad day and you have a 2 2/3" wrench in your garage that you're not going to waylay the person that's giving you gruff.

Lift your head off your desk.

Guns are just plain dangerous.

I don't know if this is true but after reading it I somehow thought of you.

Subject: duck hunter

An Michigan duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in the fieldwhen he decided to take a pee.

He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then, a gust ofwind blew, the gun fell over, and it discharged...shooting him in thegenitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by hisdoctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news isthat you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, therewas very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of thebuck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damagedone to your pen15. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied.& nbsp; "Is yourbrother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the localsymphony.... He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so youdon't pee in your eye."

Telcoman

[srellim234]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5950304/?GT1=5100

http://sports.espn.go.com/outd...86588

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291687,00.html

One story each from the left side (MSNBC), one middle (ESPN), and one from the right (FOXNews).

The problem in this country is our dogs keep shooting people. I wonder if the framers of the Constitution were a little dyslexic and really meant to preserve the "right to arm bears."

[rn79870]

Maybe we should require that from now on, the left, center and right on all issues. Then we'll have nothing left to discuss but the issues.