Need more fiber?

When regular "horse"power just won't do,

"I gotta go, we got cows!"

"...'nother cow...."

I'm digging the dude riding on top

Impending Brake Check Fail

Are there no trucks in this town?

Where are the hosts of "Pickers" when you need them?

Impalement in 3......2.....

Got wood?

Public transportation system?

How funny would it be if he stopped at the corner store to get a cup of coffee and he came outside to find out someone had let all of the air out of his tires?

Negative gas mileage

Reminds me of Diana Ross's hair





