My thread got jacked and all I got was this lousy title

[Encryptshun]

Chuck Norris cereal doesn't stay crispy in milk. It allows the milk to stay liquid around the cereal.

[themadscientist]

Every piece is shaped like a little fist and it dares you to try and eat it. You don't eat Chuck Norris cereal, it invades you and punches your digestive system.

[300ZXttZMAN]

LOL at this whole thread

[Encryptshun]

Every piece is shaped like a little fist and it dares you to try and eat it. You don't eat Chuck Norris cereal, it invades you and punches your digestive system.

Chuck Norris cereal contains vitamins and minerals that haven't even been discovered yet.

The prize inside every box of Chuck Norris cereal is....Chuck Norris cereal.

Chuck Norris cereal was first tested on animals. Those animals were four turtles and a rat.

Cocoa-Puffs goes cuckoo for Chuck Norris cereal.

Chuck Norris cereal has no expiration date.

Before they mouthed off to Chuck Norris cereal, "Snap", "Crackle" and "Pop" used to be named "Frank", "Larry", and "Stan".

[frapjap]

Every piece is shaped like a little fist and it dares you to try and eat it. You don't eat Chuck Norris cereal, it invades you and punches your digestive system.

Chuck Norris cereal contains vitamins and minerals that haven't even been discovered yet.

The prize inside every box of Chuck Norris cereal is....Chuck Norris cereal.

Chuck Norris cereal was first tested on animals. Those animals were four turtles and a rat.

Cocoa-Puffs goes cuckoo for Chuck Norris cereal.

Chuck Norris cereal has no expiration date.

Before they mouthed off to Chuck Norris cereal, "Snap", "Crackle" and "Pop" used to be named "Frank", "Larry", and "Stan".

Especially like the four turtles and the rat

[OriginalWheelman]

Chuck Norris cereal is why there is no Admiral Crunch.

Chuck Norris cereal may cause pregnancy.

You don't eat Chuck Norris cereal with milk. Milk gets eaten with Chuck Norris cereal.

Chuck Norris cereal IS a complete breakfast.

Side effects of Chuck Norris cereal may include: Euphoria, Aggression, Cowboy hat.

If erections last more than 4 hours after eating Chuck Norris cereal please call a physician.

[Encryptshun]

Chuck Norris cereal is why there is no Admiral Crunch.

Side effects of Chuck Norris cereal may include: Euphoria, Aggression, Cowboy hat.