Rice Burner Song

Post by **CustomJ30** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

I Cant Take Credit For This Song I Found It On A Mercedes Forum I Frequent.....Just Thought Id Share

(Hope This Doesnt Bother Anyone, Just Havin Fun)

It's A Parody Of Eminems Song(The Real Slim Shady):

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner! Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did? Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head? "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead, man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's. Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!" I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on! Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine, But dem godd@mn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time. 99% of my crew I have to lie to, I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do, My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone, ****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away. Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay. I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive, But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks *****in on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner

Post by **airmanperez** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

that truly touched me, thank you for making my day brighter. no seriously, i'm a go record a cd using those lyrics wow that is some funny $***.

Post by **Dano** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

LMFAO!LMFAO!LMFAO!LMFAO!LMFAO! that's hilarious!

-Dan

Post by **airmanperez** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

i try, i'm just a little crazy...

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

Holy mother ****er, THAT IS FUNNY!

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

Post by **Tino** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

repost but now i know the source!

whatever happened to s14pimpin anyhow.

Post by **I30T** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

that is epic.

Post by **MasterMan** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

"I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do"

haha.........

Post by **AZhitman** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

LOL - I should cut that on video... Old white guy rappin.

Where is s14=chimpin'?

Post by **captain nismo** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

:ylsuper Thats hilarious. Nice find.

Post by **nametakennow** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

It's even better looking at the banner ad above it for "autoaccessorystore.com" No matter, gotta get revenue how ya can, right?

Post by **sammy** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

hey hitman........i kinda resemble that old white guy remark too!!!!......oh well, i still run young privates into the ground regularly

Post by **zinkie13** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

Definately one of the most hilarious thigns i have ever read

Post by **JESTER** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:32 pm

HA! That is pretty good.

Rice Burner Song

Rice Burner Song

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