Move to Mississippi!
Really though, there's no definite way to get around it. One of my ideas I thought of is to get a custom header that goes to the downpipe that eliminates the turbo. Make the thing run NA and use an AFC to lean the ****ens out of it. Also, try to fit an extra cat on there somewhere, that might help. Other then that, I have no clue besides bribe money.
You can also try unplugging two opposing injectors and make it run on two cylinders!