I was over a friends yesterday and they have something like 8 kittens living under their house along with momma cat and that's fine because they are well taken care of. What's not fine is when one of the kittens decides to crawl up under my hood and camp out.
So I leave his house and get home last night, go to bed, get up this morning and drive to work. Well when I got in the Q this morning it smelled horrible, like I left the window down in the rain and got that nasty mildew smell. I know you know what I mean. I'm thinking I have a leak and decide I'll check it out at lunch.
Lunch comes around and I pop the hood. Guess what I see. My engine shredded a kitten to pieces and splattered blood everywhere!! Like a scene out of American Psycho I calmly shut the hood, drove to the local wash rack and literaly squirted the poor stow-a-way from my engine. Then I checked the fan to make sure it wasn't destroyed which it was not. It was then that I could have sworn that my car said "thank you" and "may I please have another"
True story
red
Really, really gross and a true story......
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guadofreak
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Re: (guadofreak)
Funny thing is I never heard a thing, ....now that may have been because I had Disturbed up to 18 or so, but I couldn't tell the car was playing woodchipper! And I really couldn't tell if it was the cooling fan or the belts that had the most fun.guadofreak wrote:MUST HAVE PICS!!! ahahaha....oh yea umm...must have hit the fan blades 10 times huh?
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Re: Really, really gross and a true story...... (redmanfx)
The man in my signature was in another movie where an ATM told him to "Feed me a stray cat".redmanfx wrote: It was then that I could have sworn that my car said "thank you" and "may I please have another"
True story
red
Dear God! Its American Psycho come to life!!!!!
The car must be stopped before its allowed to kill again!
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squeefoo
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Re: (jdmfreak)
WOW -that looks just like me !! (3rdQ must chime in now...)
A landscaper I know cut down a huge tree and was sectioning it up into logs, his helper was opposite him while he cut and got plastered with racoon gore. The helper realized what it was and puked......later said it really stunk and sprayed the poor kid from the face down.
A landscaper I know cut down a huge tree and was sectioning it up into logs, his helper was opposite him while he cut and got plastered with racoon gore. The helper realized what it was and puked......later said it really stunk and sprayed the poor kid from the face down.
Re: (Q_SHIP)
Try being an animal's friend and squirting the remains of you're firends Kitten from you engine...... If it wouldn't have been for my recent viewing of American Psycho I wouldn't have been able to do it, especially in my work dress clothes. Imagine being the guy waiting to wash his car behind me when he pulls into the stall???????!!!!Q_SHIP wrote:As an animal lover, this would have wrecked my whole day.
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Re: Really, really gross and a true story...... (redmanfx)
Dude that happen to me in my old 85 monte SS..It stunk for like a day till i figured it out
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Re: Really, really gross and a true story...... (Chansen)
Red the next guy probaly thought you were a gangster or something, just simply washing the blood out of your trunk......
Great story...
Great story...
LOL! you will now have 7 years of good luck or something!!!fjirousek wrote:lol, that's hillarious....except for the cat. A sacrifice to the Infiniti gods has been made.