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http://neworleans.craigslist.org/mcy/2755036703.html

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Sounds legit. Ask him for a blowjob... an unregistered phone number.... 100lbs of black tar heroin... contacts of 100,000 rich high school children and the phone number to the most awesome parole officer in the US and go to town!
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Ask his if he will agree to ride around in the day in a Juke.
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Holy s*** leave it up to someone in Louisiana to post that :chuckle: .
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*Disclaimer: I can say that because I was born and still live in LA*
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Doesn't specify that it has to be running, assembled, etc...

Related: sometimes at the table, my dad would grab a handful of butter and just hand it to you because you didn't ask for it in a container.
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Dattebayo wrote:Doesn't specify that it has to be running, assembled, etc...

Related: sometimes at the table, my dad would grab a handful of butter and just hand it to you because you didn't ask for it in a container.
:chuckle:
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300ZXttZMAN wrote:*Disclaimer: I can say that because I was born and still live in LA*
did you just defend yourself in making fun of people from louisiana? :slap:
Dattebayo wrote:Related: sometimes at the table, my dad would grab a handful of butter and just hand it to you because you didn't ask for it in a container.
your old man is dwight from the office?
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numbnuts240 wrote:
300ZXttZMAN wrote:*Disclaimer: I can say that because I was born and still live in LA*
did you just defend yourself in making fun of people from louisiana? :slap:
Yes. Its a joke. :chuckle:
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Hitmen are getting cheaper these days...
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I can't help but think of Lois' dad from Family Guy

"Eat this pine cone, it will amuse me"
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numbnuts240 wrote:your old man is dwight from the office?
Worse. He is that guy who says stuff like "jimeny cricket" when he gets mad.
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I feel your pain, when I was a kid I would say I was thirsty to which my dad would reply "Well I'm Friday, let's get together Saturday and have a Sunday". I never did get anything to drink as a kid,
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Hey guys. Why all the negativity?
Maybe this is an extremely attractive (legal) female who is requesting a motorbike.
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How about a motorboat?

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SBC 240Z wrote:I feel your pain, when I was a kid I would say I was thirsty to which my dad would reply "Well I'm Friday, let's get together Saturday and have a Sunday". I never did get anything to drink as a kid,
Sundae. :nono: And I can see why. :chuckle:
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Whoops, sorry lol, but you get my point
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frapjap wrote:Hey guys. Why all the negativity?
Maybe this is an extremely attractive (legal) female who is requesting a motorbike.
On Craigslist.. never
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hmmm stick himself with HIV infected needle??
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themadscientist wrote:Ask his if he will agree to ride around in the day in a Juke.
I actually kinda like the juke :gotme
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PEZi wrote:Sounds legit. Ask him for a blowjob... an unregistered phone number.... 100lbs of black tar heroin... contacts of 100,000 rich high school children and the phone number to the most awesome parole officer in the US and go to town!
:woot: Sounds like this could be the greatest night ever.....
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