Really funny redneck compliments.

[rcboy514]

Ok, so yesterday I just got done driving like 40 mins to a campground where we are going to take our motorhome for fall break so I could reserve a spot. Before I left the little town it was in, I stopped to get some coffee before I headed home.

This will only be funny if you read this next part with a picture of the most stereotypical looking redneck in your head.

i'll provide a pic...



thats the closest I can get lol

Anyway so I pull up to the gas station and he is standing outside the door and i'll try to quote ...

"wat da heell kinna car iszat"?

I was like its an altima coupe.

he was like "dayum i didnt know they made a coupe".

"them HIDs are brighter n sh*t when they cummin tords ya"

I kinda started to grin, and was like yeah.

He goes, "hey Cory you seen this f*ckin nisSAN" the other guy was like "hell, thats cooler n sh*t".

any way thats my story. It was nice to get compliments, but dam I was about to laugh in that guy's face.

On a side note, the recreation area where we are staying is government funded, so the roads are really smooth and nice. There was a 2 mile stretch of just extreme curves. The speed limit was 20-25 and I was going like 45mph on most of it. The effect the Racingline STB + eibachs just made me want to "jizz in my pants".

I really have never got to push my car on roads like that since I've done any mods to it. It was AMAZING Every corner feels like you are divebombing through it. I feel in love with my car all over again yesterday.

[QR25DE]

ROFL AWESOME!!!

[altimayankee]

hahah thats awesome. redneck comments are the best. with the stereotypical uptight guys in the bmws/mercedes that give the car a double take. (and in our heads we are like yeah thats right....its a nissan) in at a close 2nd.
Modified by altimayankee at 6:23 PM 10/13/2009

[coupecrazy1232]

i get that all the time and i love it!!! i live where if you dont drive a jacked up four wheel drive truck ur an oddball much less a two door coupe!!! redneck comments are the best!!

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

hahaha im surprised he didnt say ahh nissan damn jap cars lmao.....my roomates a redneck n its sooooo annoying wen we get into convos about cars. Sometimes i wanna kill him when he says certain s*** especially since he doesnt know wtf hes talking about

but arent compliments f***in awsome lol

[rcboy514]

but arent compliments f***in awsome lol

YES

hey yankee don't forget the lexus drivers. Last night it was soooo foggy and misty and I was just cruzin at like 35-40mph I had a lexus to the exact thing that a 350z did like 2 days before.

It appeared to be a IS-F, but the weather was so bad I couldn't tell for sure. He stayed in my blind spot off to the right and as soon as I put my left blinker on he just floored it past me while i'm turing. I just don't understand people I guess.

RICER FLYBYS ARE FOR CIVICS ONLY

[altimayankee]

yeah the ricer flybye....gotta love it. im stuck in an area where the only people who mod cars are the civic drivers, cobalt drivers, and BIG trucks. so any time i even try to have a nice mod/car convo - it always turns into honda engine this and turbo that. people think turbo automatically makes there car faster than mine. my buddy has an old civic hatchback turbo track car. no interior, nothing. well we went to race one night and it was a lot closer of a race than he thought it would be.

[The_alchemist]

"them HIDs are brighter n sh*t when they cummin tords ya"

lol talk about perfect use of gaptooth smiley face

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

i could totally imagine nis-SAN hahahahahaa

[SHIFT_COUPE]

Friggen rednecks