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xns
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read this, I almost died laughing

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

note: this is not a representation of my opinions and thoughts, and may or may not be a repost


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downshift
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LOL!!! thats crazy. But society has changed if you look at it. Men are more sensitive, and women are more firm. The world is forever changing.

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SmithSR
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hah, I love it. Good stuff!

Phil :D

w1ngzer0
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i sware this is a repost

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Mr1der
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I'd shed a tear if I didn't kick so much ****in' ***.

NIGHTfall_240sx
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:rotflmao

<3 maddox

Ecnorcs1
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That's some great stuff

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Camel
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That was the biggest pile of chit I have ever read. I will give him that Peck was a real man and the dude that cut his own arm off was a complete badass. But all the wife beating, barefoot and pregnant bull**** has got to go. I know women in the marines that could probably kick my ***. And I aint a little guy?

And btw, what the heck does this have to do with 240's anyway? Put this chit in NICO GENERAL.

xns
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yeah, only problem with maddox that i have is the domestic violence, sexism and racism, other then that this guy has some pretty hilarious stuff, (read , You're not Dave Chapell and Im better than Your Kids)

thecrazyriver
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Hey now, as long as theres hearsay and rumor involved you cant doubt that this guys completely right

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downshift
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Uhhh.....camel, i understand that domestic violence, racism, and sexism is garbage. But just look past that and you would see how funny that thing is.

xns
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don't forget the fact that its funny that someone this wrapped up in themselves, and having such an off the wall opinion actually exists :D

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Hijacker
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i want my 5 minutes back

IlIkEmYz
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downshift wrote:Men are more sensitive, and women are more firm. The world is forever changing.


the men you r talking about are pu$$ies and the women are over controling freaks.

real men for life

seriously though that was some funny a$$ $hit

SeVa-S13
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People without a sense of humor and a severe inability to detect sarcasm need not click the link.

MainEvent212
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dude, xns, what kind of man are you?

maddox is never wrong...and in fact he's saying what all of us MEN are thinking...end of story...QYB STFU...CIAMSS?

that last one stood for Can I Abbreviate More Stupid S***

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downshift
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SeVa-S13 wrote:People without a sense of humor and a severe inability to detect sarcasm need not click the link.


yes.... very good disclaimer.

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Mr1der
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SeVa-S13 wrote:People without a sense of humor and a severe inability to detect sarcasm need not click the link.


you hear that, SeVa's talkin' bout douches!

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Megaseth
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my girl loves his site. thats right, a girl, who likes a site about sexism and beatings. taking him too seriously is like taking the old man show serious. Maddox is one of the funniest people i have ever known about and he is a true internet hero.

[Zero-S]
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How can someone criticize maddox? He's always right;)

The old man show was great...the new one just plain sucks.

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yashin
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old man show??? post a link

[Zero-S]
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The Man Show...c'mon Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla...on comedy central?

They split, and the new hosts are douches.

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yashin
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ohhh. The Man Show.. yeah I love that show

the new hosts kinda suck, one is that guy from fear factor, i forgot his name,

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Megaseth
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joe rogan, the one who they dont let talk because nothing useful comes from his mouth, and nothing funny.

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Mr1der
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I'm betting he could kick your *** though

I'm just going on the fact that he knows a lot of the holds and moves used in UFC...

not that he knows how to do them, but he can call them during a match.

crzycav86
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His hate mail responses are absolutely ingenious works of art.

His new articles aren't as funny as his older ones.


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