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[ThatGuyRoger]

Jokes aside, doesn't it seem a bit disturbing that anyone could go onto that site and prey upon desperate gullible saps like Nala?

yeah it is, its sad to think nala probably hasnt been the only one to fall for something like this. common sense has left the building...

[Dattebayo]

Hey whatever. Cyber-sex is all in your mind anyway.

[timay]

alright mellow, heres the texts:

nala: hi this is stephen

me: hi stephen why did you post my cell phone on the answer thing for all to see? That was for your eyes only!

me: thank youuu for taking my number off that

nala: wow this is actually someone. what is ur name

me:brittany

me: do you want 2 meet sooner than 230?

nala: valente

me:you will find out soon sweety

nala: nahh thats a good time

me: ok, maybe after we can do something funnn

nala:ok....gg have shower

me:k looking forward to our meeting

nala:there are no brittanys that go to my school. how old r u

me:umm stephen any way we can meet a little earlier than 230? I have to bring my friend to work

me:i'm 16

me:going to be 17 next month

nala:what about earlier

me:hmm well I wanted to have time to do something after we met...can you meet me at 12?

nala: can u meet at 12 30

me:umm sure

nala:12 30??

me: Yes 1230 then

me: can you get picture texts?

me:?

nala:yea I dnt srry. pick up the phone.

nala: what car will you be in at donuts. and yes I know

me: I'm driving right now my friend is texting for me...anyways see you at 1230...I am in a grey bmw m3

nala: bmw m3??? sick

me: yeah 99' its ok it gets me from point a to b, hope to get a new car when I graduate in a few years

nala:I'll be in the gold infiniti qx4

me:k ill look for it

me: hey I got here a little early because I was in the area, just come inside when you get here

me: hey are you almost here?

nala:im here come to the car. I dont see a bmw

nala: come outside

nala:I am here. come out side

me:I am in the bathroom right now come inside and order us some coffees, I like a medium latte, thanks

me:get us a table too, thanks hun

nala:Tell me when u are out. I only have $5, and I want to make sure ur not a guy f***ing with me

me: Fine then if you can't trust me you mine as well leave, I am having a girl problem right now...thanks for nothing stephen, and thanks for hanging up on me

me:Just go, you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend, you have me in tears right now

nala:I am here where r u. I dont see anyone

me:I told you i'm in the bathroom having girl problems, you cant just get us some coffees? fine just leave

nala:there is no one here

me: I am here, just get a table then ill be right out, if you arent sitting at the table when I get out I am going to be pissed

nala: come out im here

me: I just came out, I dont see you. What are you trying to pull? are you at the right dunkin?

nala:in kisco?

me: thought we changed it to chappaqua? thats where I was near....ahh wtf

nala: I never said that

me:I must have forgotten to tell you I was near dunkin in chappaqua...anyway you can come here?

nala: I dont have enough gas to drive that far. come here

me:fine....sorry about the confusion

me:be there in 5 mins

me: you gonna stay there? or do you wanna cancel?

nala:im here. where r u

me:ill be there in 2 mins

nala:im here. leaving in 5 mins if ur not here. what r u wearing

me:pink hoodie, skinny jeans and pink nikes

me: why do you keep calling and hanging up?

nala:u hang up. r u here

me: you are as weird as everyone at greeley says....ughhh

nala: r u here. maybe my calls get dropped

me: I dont think I want to meet up anymore...tired of this run around, thanks for nothing

nala: well arent you almost here

me: I turned around and went back you are too weird for my taste, should have listened to my friends

nala: u didnt even meet me

me: I just didnt believe you could be that cute, but so weird

me: are you still at dunkin?

me: I feel bad, I am turning around to come back if you are still there

nala: I left

me: are you near there can you go back, coffees on meee!

nala:im at home can u meet later?

me:I am going to a party out on long island later, so no...its now or never
Modified by timay at 12:37 PM 3/6/2010

[Dattebayo]

Now you have taken that hard first step toward being gay.

I hope it was worth it.

[MellowZ32]

nala:Tell me when u are out. I only have $5, and I want to make sure ur not a guy f***ing with me

[timay]

yeah dattebayo, it was worth it.

[danshaz82]

this is pathetic.

[MellowZ32]

[Ozzie]

effing LOL!

[dusred]

[ThatGuyRoger]

waiting for nala to come back and see the thread

[timay]

I texted him about a half an hour ago, telling him it was me and that I was sorry. Haven't heard anything back, and don't expect to.

[naladude911]

Ive been detailing my car sorry. I actually waited for u

[Red coupe]

Ive been detailing my car sorry. I actually waited for u

lol, poor nala...

But seriously

Its a website where people can anonymously troll you... you seriously did not expect this?

ESPECIALLY after posting the link on an international forum where people flame you constantly?come on man, use your head.

[timay]

It was way too easy...sorry there nala, or stephen as I called you all morning. Give somebody like myself with no life and all the time in the world a day off from work, and you have trouble.

Nala, I was thinking about coming down there and meeting you myself, just to smack you in the back of the head, but I would have bought you a coffee for being a sport. I just got lazy though, haha.

[Mr1der]

lol...Timay, I think it's time you get a little payback for this though.

I task you with getting Nala laid.

his fate rests in your hands (or anus) now.

[timay]

No problem, I can get him the time of his life, couple of hot bi-sexual chicks.

It would last him all of 2 seconds. Dude would never be the same again.

[Bubba1]

No problem, I can get him the time of his life, couple of hot bi-sexual chicks.

It would last him all of 2 seconds. Dude would never be the same again.

He'd probably poop in his pajamas after 2 seconds....

[dusred]

*sarcasm*

Nala, If I was the girl you were talking to in those messages I would be totally turned on by your second grader way of talking to me.

[naladude911]

Who on NICO wrote the sharper image in the westchester mall comment.

[EvillE423]

These two are full of fail and win at the same time:

so whos the catcher in u n deans relationship?

what

33 minutes ago

between you and dean, whose the pitcher and whose the catcher?

We dont play baseball.

12 minutes ago



EDIT:

I wasn't talking about baseball.

well, then idk what you were talking about.

6 minutes ago
Modified by EvillE423 at 12:54 AM 3/7/2010

[Bubba1]

These two are full of fail and win at the same time:

so whos the catcher in u n deans relationship?

what

33 minutes ago

between you and dean, whose the pitcher and whose the catcher?

We dont play baseball.

12 minutes ago



EDIT:

I wasn't talking about baseball.

well, then idk what you were talking about.

6 minutes ago

Modified by EvillE423 at 12:54 AM 3/7/2010

Who's Dean??

[timay]

I believe dean is his best friend or from what it sounds like, love interest.

It's ok if your gay, I know gay dudes.....in jail.

[Bubba1]

I believe dean is his best friend or from what it sounds like, love interest.

It's ok if your gay, I know gay dudes.....in jail.

Is it me or do we know waaay too much about this kid?

[timay]

Well he talks about this s*** all the time, we pretty much should know his life story.

Actually I admit its sad, I know more about nala, than I know about some of my family members.

[tiger-SE-R]

First cup of coffee on a Sunday morning + Nala thread = win

Thanks!

timay are you going to Carlisle? Just asking as you live pretty close to me

[naladude911]

Wait, it wasnt from school who wrote the dean comments?

[krash]

Obviously it was dean confirming that he can PIIYB.

[timay]

Dean wants to cornhole you nala, or maybe its the other way around.

And to tiger, I wasn't planning on going to carlisle, but I just might to meet some of the nicoholics.

[naladude911]

I might be going