Rap Flow Time!!!! How long can the NICOS flow this S***

[nightstepper]

Ok. i know this is dumb especially becasue i am a white boy, but i like to freestyle when i am drunk becasue i like to make myself look stupied. BUt i want to see how long the NICOS can rap this line starting with this first verse i made up in a drunken stuper. Here it goes: "I got fat bust a nut with food on my lip"

<-- NOW Everyone Go---->

[Touchdown038]

Who gets drunk on a Monday night?That's almost as dumb as starting a fightwith Iron Mike.

Haha, I rap like Eminem!

[MasterMan]

u can suck my dic k ill hit u with my big fat stick, your fuggin sick you lil fu ck, suck a nut ill do your girl in the butt, u cant stand little man now im gonna jack your gram cuz i dont give a god damn.

[Jesda]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grainI take a look at my wife and realize she's very plainBut that's just perfect for an Amish like meYou know I shun fancy things like electricityAt 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cowsJebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... foolAnd I've been milkin' and plowin' so long thatEven Ezekiel thinks that my mind is goneI'm a man of the land, I'm into disciplineGot a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chinBut if I finish all of my chores and you finish thineThen tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699We been spending most our livesLiving in an Amish paradiseI've churned butter once or twiceLiving in an Amish paradiseIt's hard work and sacrificeLiving in an Amish paradiseWe sell quilts at a discount priceLiving in an Amish paradise

[MasterMan]

Jesda i expected better from you :::shakes head in shame:::

[MasterMan]

Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready ta git fool5th ta Crown ta wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rollsAin't no shame up in my game - infact I'm inta lead the ReignOxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strangeWatch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from TexasShe wanna git up in rotation thats two baggies I'm stressing'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my kneesLaughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding meTake another Lortab ta call me down and let me seeBody be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the painNo more *****ing 'bout your day and work and driving in the rainPut up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brainHypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veinsTake a chill pill ta slow me down and git back in this gameGatta be up on ya P's and Q's ta even feel it mane

[nightstepper]

Mane? thats just plain Ill squash all the rymes like a sh** stain. Reread the dictionary cuz you just need to retrain your brain in order to maintainmy level. diggin up words with a shevel, F*** the bass and the trebel.Im the white a** lyerical rebel.

[nightstepper]

(KEEP IT UP GUYS< THIS IS FUN)

[nightstepper]

(KEEP IT UP GUYS< THIS IS FUN) by the way i am not drunk now<

[nightstepper]

Durf Durf is how i start this phrase.does not makes sense but the girls love it and i still get laid.Not really i just made that up, i am broke and dont even get paid. In actuality i suck at rappinthe words just come out and it just seems to happenmy *** looks soo stupied they wont even feature me on Laugh-InIm not laughin, at the words that im craftin.Better get the vest, cuz my flow is white water raftin

[BuLLeTdrift]

cuz my flow is white water raftin

nightstepper battlin, his words ringin in ya ears straight rattlin/my eyes is readin, mind full of boredum, can't believe theres a flow session on the forum/i thought it was for Q's & A's, and gettin sidewayz/now its a rap sheet we can blaze fo dayz/while i'm at it, let me decribe my ride/its got heart, sole, you bet ya *** its got pride/its sorta like the word STILL only minus ST/no body in my whole F.u.c.k.i.n town can touch me/i guess that ain't sayin much when ya towns the size of a penny/but i think im dun like bone thugs n harmany/i hope this don't stop, never quit/some 1 please tell me where to get a front lip.ONE.

[victim_of_a_down]

I don't know where you could get a front lip/but ya betta recognize before I give you a fat lip with two swift punches/With my foes, I go toe-toe, prose for prose, hit ya with the verbs that'll rearrange your nose/ cross your t's, dot your's i's, watch your double o's, else I'll work you like Lea worked Han Solo, make you abre your ojos, cuz i might bury my minolo's in your chulos/foes call me brutal cuz I just might use human blubber for lotion, but I'm a smooth operator cuz I flow like the ocean/but I call the NICO peeps Brothers like Hulk Hogan/I like to burn rubber and I don't mean Trojans/So don't step up when your flows are like Mastermans, pitiful/I'm an infinitely powerful individual and before I devour you I'll rip two mini-me's outta you, so don't bring out the miniscule before you get ridiculed/I'm like Mr. T, I'll pity da fool

[Mr1der]

bah, this has nothing on the rap battle of Noodles, though I can't fault you for a Hogan reference.

brother!

[Meantime]

Shortie quick, on the road wide openDrift so clean they call her Greasy Rollin'Skid so smooth, on all four wheel-ah, Got no sway bar sweat no steerin'

[Onizuka]

generic rap background guy: UHH, UHH, WORD!

[Mr1der]

WHAT!

[NoStickers]

rollin down the street in my mustang seein a 240sx and thinkin its no thangmy 5 O is the shizit so ill be beatin him quicki hit the gas but now i dont look so slicklisten biotches this aint no joke i was sittin there eatin up his smoke

biotches in mustangs got no gobiotches in mustangs got no go

i put on a wing thinkin it would be bling blingi was waitin for the pony to flynow i am sitting here ready to cry

listen up yo, that boys no hothose gtr stickers just dont work, yo yo yomy dogs is barkin so im goin home

so nex time you gonna spend dat cashkeep yo wallet on ya like ugly on a rash

biotches in mustangs got no gobiotches in mustangs got no go

peace out mah niggas