Rant inside! It's funny, trust me.

[Sircnay]

Are we all in agreement that nobody can cast magic spells and hollywood's kaballah as well as astrology is just bulls**t?

I'm sick and tired of watching TV (when I do, it's pretty rare), and seeing all this "Hey I'm a Hollywood star and I used to be a Scientologist but now I'm trendy enough to switch over to Kaballah." Congratulations on your pre-packaged mystical religion of puke. I hate you. I hope you choke on whatever communion you take to whatever non-existent God that you worship while lighting your candles that will call on the spirits that happen to just live around you, though nobody has seen or heard them before.

Go away.

[yashin]

I agree 100%. Also madonna is a giant douche.

[Mr1der]

what the hell is Kaballah?

and will it let me use the magic missle?

[Sircnay]

No it will not let you use Magic Missile. In fact all it does is make Madonna money. that's it.

[Mr1der]

I should use the magic missle on her.

MAGIC MISSLE! +4 INT MODIFIER ON IT!

NATURAL 20!

[Sircnay]

Light a Kaballah candle, it'll get you that Natural 20 all the time!!!

[vicki]

new age medicinal crap is stupid. just fvcking work out, eat right, and take care of yourself and let nature take its course.

[NoStickers]

:Werd

[Sircnay]

But lighting candles and fresh scents and taking ginseng all the time is natural and bull****.

[Nismo_Freak]

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[SmithSR]

No more threads today. Cleanup to follow..

[Sircnay]

^You make my heart frown.

[skydragoness]

Cleanup SmithSR? It's been a long time coming.

[Jesda]

Kaballah is a "mystical" sect of judaism. The hollyweird celebrities tried to hop on the buddhism bandwagon a few years ago -- I'm glad they stopped. Well, Tina Turner's cool but the rest of them are a bunch of posers.

Astrology is something I've found by frighteningly accurate in understanding how I communicate and get along better with certain people and not others -- but there's no way it can determine the events of one's day, month, week, or year.

-Jesda

[Mr1der]

^You make my heart frown.

write a song about it, start an emo band and profit!

[Sircnay]

Quote »write a song about it, start an emo band and profit![/quote]Holy crap! I think you're onto something!

[Sircnay]

SmithSR, you make my heart frownSky, thinking of youMakes me want to drownAWAY my sorrow! Drown away my sorrow!

Why, oh why am I so unhappy? Why oh why am I wearing so much black?Why am I writing such sappy

Lyrics, they blowSomeone shoot meI want to bleed in the snow.

[Mr1der]

I say you call the song No Snow in California

[Nismo_Freak]

SmithSR, you make my heart frownSky, thinking of youMakes me want to drownAWAY my sorrow! Drown away my sorrow!

Why, oh why am I so unhappy? Why oh why am I wearing so much black?Why am I writing such sappy

Lyrics, they blowSomeone shoot meI want to bleed in the snow.

What kind of wanna-be emo crap is that.

Your song makes baby jesus cry.

[Mr1der]

well there we have it then

if it strikes an emotional chord in baby jesus, it's gold!

[AZhitman]

The best part of Sircnay's posts is that they give everyone ELSE a chance to be funny.

James, this is some of your best work.

[Sircnay]

So nihilistic is my existenceThe darkness envelopes meBaby Jesus hates meWhat is my purposeWhat is my driveAll I can think of is the agonyNobody understands meI'm all aloneNicogen is a bunch of rich jerksWill I find myselfI doubt itend

[Mr1der]

no no no, that's too much like a goth....

you got have more of an optimistic whine.

sing it again, only with more happy irony.

[Sircnay]

So nihilistic is my existenceThe darkness envelopes meBaby Jesus hates meBut with a little luckI'll be back up top againWhat is my purposeWhat is my driveAll I can think of is the agonyNobody understands meI'm all aloneExcept for herShe sees meNicogen is a bunch of rich jerksWill I find myselfI doubt itUnless Greg gives me a BRM exhaust

How's that? I threw in a couple of lines.

[Mr1der]

we're getting there..

now we gotta play it like a happy Beatles song.

[Sircnay]

Or completely acoustic. Let me whip out my guitar and see if I can come up with a few melodies.

[Mr1der]

nah, acoustic would come off to sad and pessimistic.

[AZhitman]

Where is my virtual hand grenade when I need it?

[Sircnay]

not if it's happy acoustic!

BUt you wouldn't know happy if I kicked you in the nuts with it.

[Nismo_Freak]

Where is my virtual hand grenade when I need it?

I believe if you choose the "close thread" option it suddenly appears.

This thread is boring and worthless.