Q&A

[The Mic]

Super Mario 3, Mario has bad a** racoon abilities.

Can you have sex on Jesus' birthday? (Christmas)

[MinisterofDOOM]

Christmas is/was not Jesus's birthday.So:Yes, you can--and should!--have sex on christmas.and yes, you can--and should!--have sex on Jesus' birthday.I'm not telling Mike what it really is so he'll be confused.Or he already knows, and asked the question in that wording for just that reason...?

While we're on the subject of Mario...Tanooki or Hammer suit? (from Mario 3 obviously)

[nchopp]

A: Tanooki suit.

Q: You can only pick one for the day: Deodorant, or brushing your teeth. Which one?

P.S. Good call on Christmas, MOD. December 25th was picked by the early church as the day to celebrate the Mass of Christ - later termed Christmass, and now, our modern day Christmas, which is being changed once again, in the name of policital correctness, to "holiday season".

[colies97~240sx]

A: Brush your teeth!! There is NOTHING worse than an icky/stinky mouth. You didn't say anything about not taking a shower before hand.

Q: Skinny with no boobies or a bit of junk in the trunk with boobies (not morbidly obese)

[Mr1der]

junk.

more fun that way.

it helps if they're 6 feet tall

nice face or nice peronality?

[240DRFT]

lil bit of both...plus if theyre not so much on the face then add a lil alcohol...like me now what am i saying nice face...u can learn to like the personality. maybe haha

so ya

not being racist or anything...so if your white, would u date a black chick?? (theres a really hot black chick at my school, damn! shes hot ) sorry. ok ya

[Bubba1]

lil bit of both...plus if theyre not so much on the face then add a lil alcohol...like me now what am i saying nice face...u can learn to like the personality. maybe haha

so ya

not being racist or anything...so if your white, would u date a black chick?? (theres a really hot black chick at my school, damn! shes hot ) sorry. ok ya

Sure. I did. Ask her out.

And if Wes' mom is hot, why is there no pic?

Virgin or experienced??

[Repo Man]

Sure. I did. Ask her out.

And if Wes' mom is hot, why is there no pic?

Virgin or experienced??

Experienced without a doubt. I don't have time or patience to teach.

Should Team Cream and Super Rad join forces for global conquest?

[Bubba1]

Experienced without a doubt. I don't have time or patience to teach.

Should Team Cream and Super Rad join forces for global conquest?

Hard to answer until you explain the differences between the two.

[Mr1der]

we're cooler then Wes.

should it just be more of an October Guard/Gi Joe kinda thing instead? where in we squabble with each other and all but unite for a common good to beat up terrorists or something?

oh, and they're commie.

[Bubba1]

we're cooler then Wes.

should it just be more of an October Guard/Gi Joe kinda thing instead? where in we squabble with each other and all but unite for a common good to beat up terrorists or something?

oh, and they're commie.

Hmmm. Would the fact that Wes has a "hot" mom score any points?

[The Mic]

Yes

Do you drink diet coke?

[Mr1der]

yes, I got used to not having the sugar so now normal coke isn't that good anymore...

when are we gonna see pics of Henry's mom?

[nchopp]

A: Soon, I hope.

Q: If you had to pick a couch that could recline on both ends, or one that had a hide-a-bed in it, which one would you pick?

[Bubba1]

A: Soon, I hope.

Q: If you had to pick a couch that could recline on both ends, or one that had a hide-a-bed in it, which one would you pick?

Recline on both ends.

Wes' Mom or Tino's Mom?

[nchopp]

A: Wes's mom.

Q: Does anyone actually ever click on the bazillions of banners, pop-ups, and ads in webpages?

[Mr1der]

only to close them.

chair or couch?

[nchopp]

A: Couch, particularly if there's... ahem, company.

Q: What's your calling?

[Mr1der]

if I knew that I'd answer it...I'm sure it'll come to me soon though.

how's your head?

[PoorManQ45]

A: pretty thick

Q: Skinny with big boobs, or big booty and flat chested?

[gabossie]

depends on the remainder of proportions (btw, this was just asked a few posts ago tard)

do you still have a house phone, or just a cell phone?

[The Mic]

Just the cell phone, no point in paying for 2 lines.

Do you have a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine?

[PoorManQ45]

depends on the remainder of proportions (btw, this was just asked a few posts ago tard)

Nope, it was, "skinny with no boobies, or junk in the trunk with big boobies". THe answer to that one is obvious. Mine wasnt so obvious.

A: We have a george foreman grill if that's what you're talking about.

Q: Skinny with big boobs, or big butt with no boobs. Assume 5'6" and 110lbs

[Bubba1]

Nope, it was, "skinny with no boobies, or junk in the trunk with big boobies". THe answer to that one is obvious. Mine wasnt so obvious.

A: We have a george foreman grill if that's what you're talking about.

Q: Skinny with big boobs, or big butt with no boobs. Assume 5'6" and 110lbs

5'6" and 110 lbs? How 'bout the one with the loosest morals...

Blond, brunette, or redhead?

[The Mic]

Redhead. Idk why though, I've never even dated a red-head before, not even an artificial one.

Bong or Vaporizer?

[Nismochick240]

bong? idk lol

team cream or team rad (oo lets see who gets to this q&a first hehe)

[xekushnr]

one question too late. i'd take super rad over team cream, since mr1der knows a dude with a tank.

first thing that came to mind: x360 or ps3?

[PoorManQ45]

5'6" and 110 lbs? How 'bout the one with the loosest morals...

Somethign wrong with those numbers?

A: Whichever is cheapest and has the best games.

Q: How is microsoft a monopoly?

[The Mic]

Umm..I don't know...

How does PMQ manage to breathe?

[Badfish]

A: You got me. Usually you have to stop talking to do that.

Q: Did anybody backup the "Kenrick!!" thread to disk?

I know I did.