Q&A

[nchopp]

A: Yes.

Q: Anyone wonder why the hell James (Mr1der) is here when he doesn't own a Nissan or Infiniti, and is just generally a public nuisance?

[elwesso]

He owns a nissan you fool!

Why do you question the existance of mr 1der......?

[Mr1der]

but only after being here a year and a half!

anyone around long enough knows why I'm here.

but really, why am I here?

[The Mic]

a:You're here to battle PMQ and the other tards. It's like beetleborgs, until they're defeated we'll need you. When they're gone... you still be here =/

q:Do you have any reason to even bother getting up in the morning?

[nchopp]

A: Directing the news at 7:55 a.m., 8:25 a.m., and 8:55 a.m. all count as good reasons to get up in the morning. ;-)

Q: FoxNews, CNN, or CNN Headline News?

[gabossie]

CNN

Anyone going to see RENT when it comes out this week?

[240DRFT]

no

what about walk the line? (i saw it, it was ok)

[nchopp]

A: No.

Q: Who would win - Denzel Washington or Wesley Snipes?

[Repo Man]

Win what?

[elwesso]

You cant respond to a question with another question......

Why cant some people understand such a simple concept...

[nchopp]

You cant respond to a question with another question......

Why cant some people understand such a simple concept...

Yeah, no s***. It was up to interpertation - a fight, a thumb-wrestling match, ping-pong, whatever.

[JimmyMethod]

Denzel would always win because Snipes is a p****.

If you were going to die in 24 hours, and you decided to go out in a car chase that ends in your firey death, what car would you want to be chased in?

[nchopp]

A: Hennessey Viper Venom 800TT

Q: Death by crucifixion, burning alive, impalement, or flaying?

[gabossie]

Impalement no doubt! It would be awesome to be alive for a few seconds with something sticking all the way through you.

How many of you have seen the new Harry Potter already?

[Repo Man]

You cant respond to a question with another question......

Why cant some people understand such a simple concept...

Eat me.

Yeah, no s***. It was up to interpertation - a fight, a thumb-wrestling match, ping-pong, whatever.

Eat me again.

I have not seen Potter, nor will I.

Have you ever gotten a BJ from a chick with braces?

[nchopp]

A: Yes, about six months ago, actually. She was 17, post-op girl. Her pick-up line was "You know you wanna be a pedaphile." It worked.

Q: Do you donate plasma?

[The Mic]

a:Yes, when I'm drunk.

q:Would you think it would be fun to buy a p.a. for your car and yell "f*** your couch" at people?

[Red coupe]

no because "f*** yo couch" is getting pretty damn cliche....Who would win in a fight...a midget or a 12 year old?

[240DRFT]

id have to say the midget, 12 year olds are weak.

would u rather date a midget or a 12 year old

[gabossie]

12 yr old, nothin quite like a clean field!

Have you ever boned a minor?

[Mr1der]

who hasn't?

[240DRFT]

not r. kelly

[JimmyMethod]

ADD QUESTIONS

How often do you jerk off per week?

[240DRFT]

wtf

is jimmymethod gay??

[nchopp]

A: Yes.

Q: Which is more important: Boobs or a**?

[JimmyMethod]

wtf

is jimmymethod gay??

It's a perfectly legit question...You're just from this school of thought:

a**, most def.

Brand of Popcorn?

[naed240sx]

A: Whatever is cheapQ: xb or xa?

[M3Racer]

xB, with a huge system

Why is OSU so much better than Michigan at everything?

[The Mic]

Because Michigan is the gayest state in the union and everyone there lives on a farm and milks cows, and it's tallest skyscraper rivals a telephone booth. Canada might as well annex it, it won't be missed.

Frenching on the 1st date?

[naed240sx]

A: If I like her a lot, why not? ^unintentional rhyme

Q: Does poetry suck?