Puberty at age 35.

[dusred]

I guess turtles are slow to hit puberty too. The Loggerhead turtle hits puberty at about age 35. How would it be?

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[Razi]

Bored tonight huh dusred?

[dusred]

I've gotta get up at 4 in the morning and go to Mesa (Phoenix area) and back. It's about a 950 mile drive. So I figured I'd look up the age that turtles hit puberty at.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

You should stop by and see Greg and Bex. They're on the way.

Or me, but they would be more fun, lol.

[ADDirishboy]

Swing by Tucson and see me while you're at it!

[dusred]

I spend a lot of time in Phoenix. I go there at least once a month and sometimes twice a month. Last time I was there I drove 300 miles in the city. By the time I was done I was ready to strangle a baby kitten. Here are the events of the day:

- Was traveling on Bell road and a g-damn photocop photocopped me for running a red light - luckily I had a trailer so they didn't get my license plate.

- .5 hours later I got photocopped at the same light going the other way. Again, they didn't get my plate number

- 3 hours later I was sitting in a parking lot on my computer. My truck was having injector problems so it was smoking a little (it srsly wasn't hardly smoking at all) and some bimbo called the fire department because they thought my truck was on fire. 2 firetrucks, 3 cops and an amberlamps showed up to rescue me.

- On my way home going to Flagstaff I ran into 2 feet of snow.

Anyway it was a very eventful trip.

[nissangirl74]

You're all three welcome to stop by the house tomorrow if you want. Greg will be home around 4

[dusred]

Thanks for the offer. I will see how my schedule goes. If I can possibly make it I will! It just a damn long drive home and I hate driving at night.

[nissangirl74]

No problem. Have a safe trip.

[dusred]

Thanks! I understand the roads going over Kaibab are very icy right now. Kinda makes me shudder but I'll just have to take it easy.

[nissangirl74]

Why for you are braving the icy roads?

[AZhitman]

You keep running red lights in my city, and I'm gonna turn you over my knee.

[dusred]

Well, I had a loaded truck and trailer and the yellow light was about .5 seconds long. It's not like I make a habit of running them.

Why for you are braving the icy roads?

It's only icy over the mountain. I've decided to take a 20 mile detour and go through Page which will rout me around the mountain.

[numbnuts240]

You keep running red lights in my city, and I'm gonna turn you over my knee.

*note to self - run red lights in surprise, az /note to self*

[Dattebayo]

There's no such thing as rape in surprise, AZ.

[numbnuts240]

[hannibal]

Just read that you can almost kill a man with a well placed meat thermometer and I now I learn a turtle can't get his rocks off til 35.

The world is coming to an end...

[tg]

I know some people that NEVER hit puberty.

Most of them post online on car forums.

[Travisty]

Good fact to know, I just need to get on a gameshow now.

They are putting up speed cameras all over the place in north phoenix around my area, i quit trying to beat yellow lights because there seems to be one at every corner.

[93coupe]

So there is hope for Nala.

[numbnuts240]

nope, he's not a turtle.

[troskinatior]

Nala hits puberty at 57.5 years old, so 35 isn't that bad.

[93coupe]

He is a social turtle.

[HashiriyaS14]

Just read that you can almost kill a man with a well placed meat thermometer and I now I learn a turtle can't get his rocks off til 35.

The world is coming to an end...

^^This is the greatest post ever. NICO can just end now, it's all downhill from here. Absolutely no sarcasm.

I'm sure a meat thermometer to the brainstem would be quite fatal.