Proof that beer turns men into women!!!!!

Post by **SkillaSX** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

bah, much like semen can cure cancer, just a damn dirty lie from the other side to kill all the fun things in life!:D

besides, I don't think I'd be calling any hardcore alcoholics a bunch of girls anyway...

there we go! new and improved in a happy jokey way!

Post by **fiznat** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

mr1derrrrr it was a joooke!

hm anyways, how do you pronounce mr1der? Like, "Mr. Wonder?" I always read it as "murder" for some reason.

Post by **Meantime** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Further evidence you should skip the beer entirely and go straight to tequila.

Post by **SkillaSX** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

fiznat wrote:mr1derrrrr it was a joooke!

hm anyways, how do you pronounce mr1der? Like, "Mr. Wonder?" I always read it as "murder" for some reason.

same here, I always think of it as murder

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

It is Mr Wonder. Its a long story of where he got that name form, but I doubt he'll mind tellin yall. I would tell you myself but I only remember half of what he told me.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

it involved gay jokes and batman references...

I wish noodles was still there so I could tell you to just search it

it's pretty much just a runningjoke and turned into the handle I use on about everything now...(except stuff that sent me a predetermined password and I forgot that before I could get around to changing it...)

oh, Fiznat, I was just joking in my reply, forgot to put some smilies in there to convey that, think I'll change it now...

Post by **HongKongChick** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

hehe...that's funny, even though "beer seems to make guys to act like women" yet, lots of y'all still choose to get drunk, and lots of guys enjoy being drunk, um...maybe they like to be women??!! WHAHAH

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

it's the soft clothes women get!

I mean uh...uh...

I WANT LIQUOR!

yeah, that's it, that's the ticket...

Post by **R32** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

LOL, Mr1der The only nico laides man

Post by **civics91** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

geting drunk in groups is fun

Post by **R32** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

am 14 so I can't get drunk that bites

Post by **Touchdown038** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

R32 wrote:am 14 so I can't get drunk that bites

Technically, you CAN.... it's when people start finding out that problems start.

I'm 19, so legally I can't drink, but that hasn't stopped me yet

And liquor beats beer for turning men into women by far!

Post by **R32** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

lol mad

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

civics91 wrote:geting drunk in groups is fun

Yet getting drunk with a group that isn't getting drunk is not so fun...

Post by **Twintip_yeti** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

OHh man thats damn funny! yea when you turn 21, you can now legally do all the things you did when you were 16! mmm tequila:ylsuper

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

yeah, but it almosts seems pointless....

I haven't been drunk since I turned 21...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

1der Are you serious? They say once you're allowed to do something you previously havent been allowed to do, the thrill isnt as great as before.

Post by **egan** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Touchdown038 wrote:Technically, you CAN.... it's when people start finding out that problems start.

I'm 19, so legally I can't drink, but that hasn't stopped me yet

And liquor beats beer for turning men into women by far!

ive got one word for you my good man, CANADA.

thats the ticket!

ps - im from michigan

Post by **R32** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

wow mr1der that makes me dissaponited

Post by **Aristotle** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

jdmfreak03 wrote:1der Are you serious? They say once you're allowed to do something you previously havent been allowed to do, the thrill isnt as great as before.

Yea, so true. Im not 21 yet, but its so easy for me to get beer that I never want it anymore. Ahhh well, I only want what I cant have.

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

sorry to disappoint you kids but yeah since turning 21, 1 month ago lol i havent drink at all, its just not the same

Post by **MainEvent212** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

egan wrote:ive got one word for you my good man, CANADA.

:ylsuper

i just got back from a weekend trip to canada...pleeease let me go back:(

Post by **Touchdown038** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Yeah, I was up in Canada for New Years Eve. Crazy times...

Regardless, it's great to be able to sit down at a table and just chill and have a beer without having to worry about getting busted for underage drinking. Canada rules!

Post by **SkillaSX** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

yeah legal drinking age in most parts of Canada is 19. Montreal doesn't really enforce this law, so we all head over there atleast once a year and get drunk, then head over the the rippers. hahaha

Post by **Aristotle** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Im close to Tiajuana, so thats the closest I get to getting totally drunk legit.

Post by **Onizuka** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

almost every US territory you only have to be "18". And by "18" i mean, they ask you if your 18, weather your are or not only depends on if you say yes or no

Ah i want to go back to the virgin islands. Nothing better than a sex on the beach. So tasty...

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

dude, you made a typo there, you got an a before sex on the beach.

real men drink their liquor straight(from the bottle)

Post by **Touchdown038** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

Yeah I agree with the sex on the beach thing.... wait, we're still talking about alcohol?

Website · Post by **TurboKA37** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:39 pm

i agree with things are more fun when its illegal. it was much more fun to drive when i didnt have my licsense than it is now.

Proof that beer turns men into women!!!!!

Proof that beer turns men into women!!!!!

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