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Two ladies drive by a park in Washington, D.C. where two naked men are giving hand jobs to each other off on the grass.

After they drove by, one asked the other, "Did you see those two Democrats jerking each other off?"

The other replied, "I saw the two guys but how do you know they're Democrats?"

The first one answered, "That's what Democrats do in this town to make each other feel good. If they were Republicans they would have been scr**ing a whole group of poor people."



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<raises hand> I'll screw a bunch of poor people any day before i jerk off a overweight over the hill demo

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srellim234 wrote:The other replied, "I saw the two guys but how do you know they're Democrats?"

The first one answered, "Because they're gay."
FTFY

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. Put down the rainbow-painted pitchforks, dammit.

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srellim234 wrote:Two ladies drive by a park in Washington, D.C. where two naked men are giving hand jobs to each other off on the grass.

After they drove by, one asked the other, "Did you see those two Democrats jerking each other off?"

The other replied, "I saw the two guys but how do you know they're Democrats?"

The first one answered, "That's what Democrats do in this town to make each other feel good. If they were Republicans they would have been scr**ing a whole group of poor people."
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