Please post your favorite car joke

[TougeRPS13]

nothing

[fiznat]

that was really stupid man... I'm sorry, I dont usually just call people out like that when they tell crappy jokes, but damn.. that one was... horrible.

lemmie cheer you guys up with a good one then-- it's not a car joke, but:

So a baby seal walks into a club....

[Eklectrick]

Ok, stop me if you heard this one . . .

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?

[Eklectrick]

There aint no car in my garage!!:dogpile

[K1LLA916K]

does the answer have to do something wih a diaper or a mom?

[quiksilvia]

k1lla916k u better come to the norcal meet, or else...

[K1LLA916K]

check it out if its in sacramento on a day and time i dont have to work and if i have enuff gas then i will definitely be there with my sentra...just let me know a week ahead of time when and where it is and i know two guys from sacramento with a cherry red s14 kouki with bodykit and a s13 with sivlia conversion i could try 2 get them to come as well. also hehehe ill try to get a honda buddy of mine to come along. i know its wrong but we need something to laugh about otherwise im gonna be bored stuck with old people who have cars that i want.

[quiksilvia]

NO HONDAS. sorry, i cant stoop that low, but if u and ur 2 nissan buds wanna come, then fo sho

[Anand]

umm.... what's the point of this thread?

[Meantime]

As Too-Gae was kind enough to point out, "nothing".

[MainEvent212]

poop

[nissanrcer240]

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