playboy mansion or The chocolate factory

Post by **GatorS14** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

you're not Hue Heffner or Willy Wonka. Which place would "you" rather live?

Just to make it interesting you still get to keep either the umpa -lumpas or the bunnies.

I personally would like the bunnies in the chocolate factory but, lets say the bunnies go w/ the mansion and umpa-lupas go with the factory.Or you can state you don't want any lupas.

Or the bat cave with alfred.lol no bat mobile though.Where would you rather live?

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Dude.

Step *away* from the crack pipe.

Post by **rydwhite** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Is this really a question?

Post by **Snarlynx** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Playboy mansion.... duh.

what would you rather have in the backround: Bats, orange midgets or funbags? Hmmm....

Post by **GatorS14** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

I don't about ya'll, but I feel that I could pimp the chocolate factory out to its full capabilitys.Willy wasn't doin' it right.

Imagine telling all the girls at the mansion "hey baby, you can swim in the worn out garougto* or you can swim in chocolate and after that eat eveything.

Post by **MainEvent212** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

chocolate factory

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Skanks for me!

Post by **Nathan** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

The bat cave...as long as I had the mansion on top...you could get PLENTY of chicks with Bruce Wayne's pad.

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

:Werd. But the chocolate factory is pimptastic.

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Umm....THE BAT CAVE.I doubt you'd have any shortage of azz rollin' around in the freakin' Bat Mobile. :ylsuper

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

He said you don't get the bat mobile though...

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

*goes back and actually reads*Mother of God, no bat Mobile?! Well then what about Batgirl? Is she included? :batman :boink

Post by **op.tic** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

why cant we have all of them?

Post by **GatorS14** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

even though the umpa-lumpas seem to be good workers,I don't think I could get used to them.

Hell no you can't have the bat mobile.who do you think you are the guy from rock star.(that was sweet)

Post by **S14-84** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

SeVa-S13 wrote:*goes back and actually reads*Mother of God, no bat Mobile?! Well then what about Batgirl? Is she included? :batman :boink

lol but i rather live in playboy mansion...

Post by **nissanrcer240** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

S14-84 wrote:lol but i rather live in playboy mansion...

deffinetely....you could probly get girls with bruce's mansion but there already there at the PB mansion

Post by **Meantime** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

I'll take the PB mansion...but I'll pass on the grotto-action.

Not keen on being around Durst-DNA.

Post by **AZhitman** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

GatorS14 wrote:Hell no you can't have the bat mobile.who do you think you are the guy from rock star.(that was sweet)

One of the top 10 stupidest movies EVER.

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

AZhitman wrote:One of the top 10 stupidest movies EVER.

Hmmm, that gives me a new thread idea... j/k

I'd take the Playboy Mansion in a heartbeat. Nothing better to come home to after a hard day of work than a house full of naked chicks.

I could've made that sentence really dirty...

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

I still want the Bat Mobile.

But if I had to choose w/o the 30 foot vehicle in the deal, probly the mansion...but grudgingly!

(somehow I doubt the bunnies would just jump most of the guys' from the boards...that's why I chose the Bat Cave, living with a bunch of hot women you can't nail is no good.)

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

SeVa-S13 wrote:(somehow I doubt the bunnies would just jump most of the guys' from the boards...that's why I chose the Bat Cave, living with a bunch of hot women you can't nail is no good.)

I concur with the Batmobile point, but still. If I lived in the Playboy Mansion, that would probobly mean I'd inherit Playboy. And it's money. With that, I could buy the Batmobile 8,702,354 times over, and still have enough left to pay the bunnies to sleep with me if they were reluctant.

Post by **UncleBen** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

its a very very tough choice.

Post by **Touchdown038** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Obvious choice is the Playboy Mansion. Chocolate starts to taste bad once you have too much of it, but the women never taste bad in the mansion (if you know what I'm saying

) no matter how much you "have."

Post by **RobDET** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a guy like me do.Peter Gibbons: Good point.Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

I'de take any of the places + the bunnies

Post by **Anand** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

I see I haven't missed anything while I was on vacation!!!

it's good to be back home... =)

Post by **Touchdown038** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

DAMN! Who doesn't love Office Space

Post by **MasterMan** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

Post by **tex240** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

one word BREASTESSSSSS

Post by **Rockenreno** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:14 am

horny bastards...

I'm a nerd so I'd take the Batcave. So many cool gizmos and gadgets... plus I bet Alfred has the hookup with bringing over the ladies when the time is right :naughty

playboy mansion or The chocolate factory

playboy mansion or The chocolate factory

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