Originally, Fetucini and I were to spend Chrimbo in Manhattan with her family. However, and I say it's due to Fetucini's constant harping about the weather down here, her family has decided to stay with us this year. No worries though - her mum and dad and 4 brothers are all great peeps and lots of fun.
Although I will be around home this year, I may not be in here much whilst we run a make-shift hotel of sorts. To that end, let me say this:
Happy Chrimbo and sincere wishes for an absolutely
smashing New year! From our house to yours:
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May your cheetos be crispy and your cigars be sublime ...