Pirates

[Onizuka]

Someone said "jarrrrr" in a thread, that made me think of pirates. Pirates rock. They piliage just like the vikings. Plus they are always after the booty.

[The Mic]

jarrrrrrrrr

bess recognize biactehs!!11!!1234567

[Mr1der]

I too am a pirate, ever hunting the booty.

[RedHatchback]

Booty-noun-1)The spoils of war 2):bshake:moon

[Jesda]

I never understood the pirate thing. [Philosophical moment incoming.] I mean did they really exist? Why are people so into them now? They arent exactly glamorous or heroic.

[The Mic]

must you question????!

[Rex]

"What is it that everybody hasAnd some pirates and theives try to take"

[w1ngzer0]

i say, aye everyday does that make me a pirate? and just a wee bit. Does that make me irish? i also say "****,***** and ,**** does that make me from new york?

[GEO]

I believe it was me that said, " HAR HAR" and posted this

[Mr1der]

I blame it on Pirates of the Carribean, care to explain why Johnny Depp is so popular again?

put two and two together, he used to be a very under rated actor, now, I think he may very well be overrated.

[krazy skwerel]

I don't know I blame Hot Topic and Disney for this influx of pirates. Also people are drawn to chaotic symbols in history. Kinda like some people love studying serial killers. The pirate offers a mental image of the Throw caution to the wind, do what you want when you want attitude. it also shows a kind of brotherhood among the pirates, but at the same time still shows the greeg of humans when they stab each other in the back. Just a thought.

[[Zero-S]]

HARRRRRR

[Hijacker]

i've always liked pirates. since i was a kid. i participate in international talk like a pirate day ever year

[The Mic]

harrr or jarrr, which is it?!!

[Megaseth]

im more of a viking guy myself. i even refer to myself as Sethgar the Viking. pirates just seemed so.....gay...to me.

[Jesda]

Yeah, Vikings rock! Theres a swedish guy I harass a lot. I ask him why he doesnt have his viking hat on, and what the new Abba or A-Teens single is.

[BuudWeizErr]

the whole pirate and ninja phenomenon on the internet is nothing short of....

EXTREMELY GAY

[gabossie]

OK, time for some lame pirate jokes then.

What was the new pirate movie rated?

...Arrrrrrrr!

[RedHatchback]

^^^ LMAOnICE ONE...

[Megaseth]

yeah, i tease a few guys i know who are norwegian/swedish/viking country about being called thor and such. i know i have a friend who is from there, or someting like that and i call him thor, just cant remember who it was.

[GEO]

har har MATEY

[Mr1der]

the whole pirate and ninja phenomenon on the internet is nothing short of....

EXTREMELY GAY

you know, the internet itself is really....

[jdmfreak]

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" Then the pirate says "Aaarrr, it's driving me nuts!!"

[jdmfreak]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

[RedHatchback]

^ LMAO,THATS SOME FUNNY ****! I just spit soda all over the computer cuz of that one!hahahahahaha