I'm ordering a new paintball jersey soon, and instead of having a big blank spot with the company's logo on the front, I'm going to shell out the cash to have my own logo on the front. Thing is, I'm only going to be wearing it when I'm out playing rec ball with friends or by myself so I'm not putting the team logo on it. But alas, my photoshop skills are not up to par.
What I want shouldn't be that hard to make, and with the help of one of you, I could be a very happy man in my new jersey. What I want is a picture of the Bed Intruder guy (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw) altered in a way that looks like this picture we've seen a thousand times (
http://www.wpclipart.com/famous/Che_Guevara_01.png) with the font;
HIDE YO KIDZ
HIDE YO WIFE
I will die laughing every time I wear it. I'm buying a 3x7" inch spot on the jersey for it so it has to fit that. Immense props to anyone who can do this for me.