HashiriyaS14 wrote:Once again, TMS has a good idea.
TMS for President in 2008!!
And if we lost the campaign, we can just spend the rest of the campaign funds on car parts, lol.
I will be accepting all soft money, donations of food and special favors from the ladies. My platform is mind your damned buisness and quit whining.
car modification will no longer be a crime as long as it does not make the car unsafe
You will no longer be able to sue Burger King because you are a fat ***
Kids at school will no longer learn why tommy has two daddies, they will learn to do math!
teachers will be paid contigency bonuses based on the financial earnings of the students they have taught. Gives incentive to make sure kids shut up and learn!
All speed limits will be looked at and adjusted for the capability of the road and todays cars
there will be a 10' wall built at the mexican and quebec borders (the rest of canada is ok)
The government will have to open it's books and publish the budget each year in a mailing
all senators will have to vote in writing so there will be a record, no more stealth voice vote
a commision of political science and military experts will set a plan and timetable for iraq
Kim jong ill will be given a month to un**** himself before we isolate N korea forever
Iran will be given a copy of the ultimatum for korea and asked if they want the same.
big BBQ on the white house lawn for all the world leaders who supported us, complete with wet T-shirt contest and heads-up drag racing on Pennsylvnia avenue.
monetary aid will be discontinued for all countries. They will be forced to resubmit a request and it better be damned good!
Nico membership will be tax-deductable so you can buy T-shirts from Greg.