The AP reports that a NJ man was being held in jail on $36,000 bail for his antics at a recent Phillies home game. It seems right after his companian was ejected from the stands for unruly behavior, this guy got angry and vented in a unique way. He put 2 fingers down his own throat and projectile vomitted the beer soaked contents of his stomach onto an unsuspecting off-duty police captain and his 11 yr old daughter, who had the misfortune of sitting right in front of him. WAAAAAAUUUUGGHGHGHGH....SQUISHHHH!.
Evidently this was a large, impressive "technicolor yawn" as when the cop tried to shield his child from another barf wave, the vomiteer sucker punched the cop in the face. In true Philly tradition, 4-5 witnesses, quickly came to the 11 yr old girls aid and pummelled the vomiteer until security arrived. The vomiteer's mugshot photo happens to include a black eye (pretty funny).
Ah, Nothing like watching a live sporting event in Philadelphia....
Thoughts?

