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Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:49 am
Well to start I drove my truck to work this morning. I try to make it a point to drive it once a week to keep things like the battery and what not alive. Well, cars like hondas think for some reason, that just because it's a truck, I'll drive docile and get out of their way if they're being a prick.
Well, I came into town this morning doing 75mph, so I didn't really give a **** what was going on behind me. Well for some reason the little riceburned civic decides to ride my ***. And I mean literally a matter of inches off my bumper. Now let me point out the slow lane is pretty much open and he can pass me on the right any time he wants.
Well, when I get a tailgater, my policy is to slow down. For 2 reasons. First, I get the pleasure of pissing him the hell off. And more importantly second, if he does something stupid, it'll happen at a safer speed. Well, he didn't get the hint. Later up the road the speed limit turns to 55. I slow down to 45, and I see an opening and pick it back up to 55; Kind of my way of saying, 'if you back off, I'll do the speed limit'.
Well 30 seconds later he's right on my *** again. At this point I'm a little annoyed and I want to piss him off big time. Well, the streach turns to 55 because of an up coming stop light. To piss him off, I decide to break check him a little bit. Not much, but enough to let him know that I'm no push over.
He's obviously a complete retard, because instead of tapping his breaks to back off, he slams them. And as I come to a stop at the light, I look in my mirror just in time to see a Cadillac come to a sudden stop behind him. Now I'm thinking, nah, he didn't just get hit. Well I was wrong, they pulled off to the side of the road and the caddies plates were messed up.
I can't help but chuckle because if he'd either backed off, or just gone around me, he wouldn't have gotten tagged. But, just in case he did take it personally, I'll be driving my car for a few days.
For those of you too lazy to read, in short:I'm driving my truck.Was being tail gated while I was speeding.I slowed down to punish him.He didn't get the hint, so I tapped my breaks.He over reacts and slams on his breaks.I look into my rear view mirror just in time to see him get rear ended.He could've passed me the whole time.I'll be driving my car for a while, incase he decides to take vengeance.
I hope you get a chuckle outta this, 'cause I sure did.