Oh this is just WRONG

[370Z/28]

Not only did the bird poop on my nice clean car...he pooped in a way that would make it run all the way down the side!

[ProudNissanFreak]

LOL, look's like the window's s*** a tear.

*shedding, hehe

[Retired Chief]

Man I hate when that happens. My wife and I once took our Z to a park that has a lake. There's a lot of seagulls at this lake. It was a nice day so we left the windows cracked about an inch. When we got back from our walk a seagull had launched one with perfect trajectory, right through the cracked window and into the driver seat. Not a single drop got on the roof or the window.

[370Z/28]

[dasoupdude]

heh. you better 'hope' thats bird crap.

[BusyBadger]

"Whaddya bet I can hit that little silver one there?"

[370Z/28]

[kuhan]

Nice aim.

[370Z/28]

As he was flying away, I heard him tweet something about looking for a red car.

[kuhan]

ahahah tell me about it...

I got this homemade sling shot ready when it comes!

[370Z/28]

I think I need to get one of those too.

[dasoupdude]

You know don't feel so bad. I went grocery shopping once and i used the Z, i parked under a tree because it was extra hot that day.

Anywhoo i come back a little bit later and it looked like 50 kids shot my car with white paintballs. Only it wasn't paint, and those drops definitely weren't balls.

Birds here in florida seem to enjoy sh*tting on either white or black cars.

[370Z/28]

There is a parking space up here at work that I used to like to park in, but a telephone wire ran over the top of it and there were many a day I would come out to 2 or 3 or more of the lovely little white spots. Sometimes I was really lucky and it would be some purple ones!

[dasoupdude]

I actually got sh*t on by a bird 2 weeks ago, at a car meet.

[370Z/28]

Sorry....but I find that extremely funny.



A couple of weeks ago I was visiting my niece in Florida. We were always out on patios at bars/restaurants where seagulls and pelicans were flying all over the place. I was so afraid one of them was going to do a dive bomb on me. Eew!

[BusyBadger]

It seems I've been selected for membership in this little club.



It needs to be like the Freemasons, in order to join you have to ask.

[370Z/28]

Eew...it has chunks.

[BusyBadger]

Yup...this time of year it's pokeberries.



Later in the season it will be blackberries. Not from my yard though, I get them before the birds and raccoons do...I have *ahem* better uses for blackberries.

[370Z/28]

Yum...I was thinking more like blackberry cobler with ice cream.

[Ace2cool]

Being a Tennessean, I'm torn between the two options. I mean, it all depends on how many blackberries we have, right?

[BusyBadger]

Being a Tennessean, I'm torn between the two options. I mean, it all depends on how many blackberries we have, right?

It's really too bad you're not going to make it to The Dragon.

Pm'ing you.

[audtatious]

Be careful to get that stuff off as soon as possible. I had a bird crap a wad of polkberry's on my Maxima' trunk lid and it bubbled up the paint and screwed it up. I have a small place on my hood where a bird hit it while it was baking in the sun and the 1/2" circular mark won't go away (paint is kinda bubbled looking).

Friggin paint.

[BusyBadger]

Be careful to get that stuff off as soon as possible. I had a bird crap a wad of polkberry's on my Maxima' trunk lid and it bubbled up the paint and screwed it up. I have a small place on my hood where a bird hit it while it was baking in the sun and the 1/2" circular mark won't go away (paint is kinda bubbled looking).

Friggin paint.

Yeah, growing up in the midwest I've had some friends find that out the hard way. Saw a grogeous 77 Trans Am have a big bubble right in on the hood scoop. I guess blackbirds don't like the thunderbird.

I was fortunate that it happened late in the day, the reason the paint colour looks so weird in that pic is becuase it's under some fluorescent lights at a convenience store. The sun didn't have time to really bake anything in.

[370Z/28]

On a '77 Trans Am!! In the words of Sherrif Buford T. Justus "SOMBICH"

[audtatious]

That was a phenomenal movie. Kids these days don't understand the whole "can't buy Coors beer in GA" deal.

[Ace2cool]

You can ask Greg.... That's one of my favorite movies of all time! I was watching it on my first trip to NICO HQ!

[BusyBadger]

Because so many young'ns don't appreciate it and my direct supervisor when I was working in Chicago was such a huge fan system passwords, from lowest to highest level were: Snowman, Bandit and Justice.

My favourite line has to be, "You can think about it, but don't do it."

[370Z/28]

That was a phenomenal movie. Kids these days don't understand the whole "can't buy Coors beer in GA" deal.

You couldn't buy it east of the Mississippi River. I really don't know why. Sh*tty beer anyway.

I could quote you that whole movie. Love it!!! If you ever get a chance to catch the Bandit Run. DO IT! Super nice guys that really pay a lot of attention to detail.

http://www.thebanditrunphotos.com/

They came through Memphis a couple of years ago. Nicest bunch of folks in the world. We stood out in the parking lot quoting the movie laughing our heads off for about 2 hours.

[Ace2cool]

I like how a thread about poop has stayed alive this long.

[370Z/28]

Bird poop to Smokey and the Bandit.

We have a thread on the "G" side that started off with Zaino on headlights and ended up being about tailgating. Go figure.