Oh no! My sister listens to Avril Lavinge

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So today I was walking to my room to grab my Hail to the thief Radiohead album when I hear the shrill and annoying singing voice of the #1 canadian jerk-woman who is still a minor... Avril Lavinge singing about some guy whom she thought was "everything that she wanted" and her happy ending being over. I thought maybe my sister had a stroke and just left the radio on a crappy station so I just made my way downstairs.

A few minutes later I hear the crappy guitar riffs, dull bass and repetitive drum beats with her voice. That voice soooo full of punk anger. : I go upstairs, because maybe she REALLY did have a stroke. I walk in on her to find out that nope, she didn't have a stroke, it was much worse, she had bought the CD.

I'm at a loss here. What to do? What should I do?


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Post pics of her as long she's over 16??

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rousie13 wrote:Post pics of her as long she's over 16??
You, sir, are a genius!

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Well, it's gonna be hard to do, but just take her out back and giver her the ol' yeller treatment. Over time you'll move on and forget, hopefully your parents will understand.

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Jesda wrote:
You, sir, are a genius!
I have my moments.

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Man I hate Avril so much along with the rest of those pop-punk bands.

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sounds like you just have hard feelings towards cananda

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Perhaps it's time that you set up an intervention for her. Remember, she'll need your support. She'll just have to deal with her struggle against crappy manufactured pop music one day at a time. Be strong for her man!


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Hey go easy now, I like my manufactured cheeseball pop. I just hate when it pretends to have depth and soul (like Avril).

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break her cd and sit on her. Then tell her "you don't like avril you suck. Then she will be your zombie slave and get you anything you want. You want an older hot chick? she will go out and get one. You want a hotdog? she will get you one.

.......................:P

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Immediately take her to see Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards.

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Quote »Immediately take her to see Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards.[/quote]There's nowhere near I can take her. You think I could email them and tell them it's an emergency?

And it's worse... she's starting to buy those ghey leather bracelets and dressing "differently" to be her "own person".

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My brother thought he could change once. I threatened him with being removed from the family.

All is well now!

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put a butthole surfers cd in her cd player when she's not around.

when she comes to listen to music: bam!

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Wait, I think that maybe she can still be saved. I need a collection of Guns and Roses and fire.

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have her reborn in the ways of Motley Crue.

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Lock her in her room with nothing but Ramones for a week straight, that should show her what punk is about and change her ways.

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break her legs

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Lets be different! Just like everyone else!

My younger sister just got done with the rap phase *shudder* and is now entering the "punk" phase. Good thing my speakers are more powerful.The good news is I caught her with my Audioslave CD the other day, so there is still some shred of hope.

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take her outback and make her pick a switch. then put her in the hole with Misfits playing continously

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gabossie wrote:Lock her in her room with nothing but Ramones for a week straight, that should show her what punk is about and change her ways.

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Atleast its not Ja RUle, or Jay-Z, or Juvinile

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I needs pics of these sisters.....we need to see what they look like, so we can better solve the problem.

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rousie13 wrote:I needs pics of these sisters.....we need to see what they look like, so we can better solve the problem.
Smart man.

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I'm trying to think how having anal with Avril would fix it but instead it just makes me wish that was a game show...

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Pop Punk is not all Blink 182 and Avril Lavene. Many a great band is also labeled pop punk. The first that comes to mind are the Decendents! Great Punk band. So funk all this BS Pop Punk.

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yeah, and The Ramones...

pop punk is mainly stuff that has a steady beat and understandable lyrics it seems...

the stuff I personally prefer...

most stuff being called "pop punk" right now is just pop.


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