Ok, so... the ra-tard at the counter that I spoke to on Wednesday neglected to tell me that there are 2 DiscountTire websites.
http://www.discounttire.com/dtcs/home.do
And
http://www.discounttiredirect.com/direct/home.do
He wanted me to place my order at the 1st one, because it doesn't take payments. It just sets up an appointment for you to come into the store and get butt-f*cked.
Why do I say that? Because the 1st website's prices are much higher than the 2nd website's. In my case, $20 per tire higher...
Both websites will give you the $50 off Black Friday Special though. But since I purchased from the 2nd website and they mailed tires to me, I've got to wait for them to arrive now and then bring them back to get them mounted & balanced.
But EFF that. I didn't pay for them to mount & balance my chit, so they'll want payment for that when I come back. And they charge $15 per tire to mount/balance! I'm gonna take these chits to Habibi and the Arabs at the used tire shop down the street and have them mount/balance for $5 each and save even more money!