Official: Funny things people have said about your 240sx thread

[White Comet]

i heard the same thing ddgsxr but i think brizanden is right. i've gotten 180sx tickets, tickets for a 2007 nissan coupe, all sorts of misinformation, and it never helped me

edit- oh and impact, we need to see pics of your "pos with pink rims". i want to see what all these cops are hating on

[usncorpsman]

ok...so this isnt a 240 one...but its a silvia one...

so were just chilling in this parking lot....theres like thirty or forty ppl there scattered about. well about ten or so around my car. so this dumb idiot(whom id never met or seen in my life) comes up to me and (not knowing that it was my car) says to me" The guy that owns this, he's my good friend, the cars really just a converted 240"..........i just walked away

[spooled240]

im glad i dont have a coupe, i didnt realize how often they get mistaken for an integra . you need a personalized plate that says NOTATEG

or a sticker that said "IT'S A NISSAN MUTHERscrewER"

[usncorpsman]

and i get alot of "hey, your on the wrong side"

or "why is the steering wheel on the wrong side", or "are you the mailman", i seriously had a girl ask me that. I simply said "worlds fastest" and drove away

[Fonz]

ok...so this isnt a 240 one...but its a silvia one...

so were just chilling in this parking lot....theres like thirty or forty ppl there scattered about. well about ten or so around my car. so this dumb idiot(whom id never met or seen in my life) comes up to me and (not knowing that it was my car) says to me" The guy that owns this, he's my good friend, the cars really just a converted 240"..........i just walked away

lol i would talk more to the guy just to see how much bull**** he spews and then brandish my key and drive off to another spot.

[usncorpsman]

lol well actually one of his buddies told him when i walked away that it was my car and then he was like" your such an idiot, there's no way you could ever mold those taillights into an s14, youre walking home"...it was pretty interesting

[spooled240]

there's a lot of idiots out there. This one kid was checking out my ka-t and he asked me where my boost controller was. I told him that I wasn't running one and he asked me in a smartass way how I was running 10 psi. I said I'm just using a 10 psi wastegate spring and then he looked at me funny lol. I have a pet peeve with dumbasses that think they're smart.

[ddgsxr504]

so were just chilling in this parking lot....theres like thirty or forty ppl there scattered about. well about ten or so around my car. so this dumb idiot(whom id never met or seen in my life) comes up to me and (not knowing that it was my car) says to me" The guy that owns this, he's my good friend, the cars really just a converted 240"..........i just walked away......one of his buddies told him when i walked away that it was my car and then he was like" your such an idiot, there's no way you could ever mold those taillights into an s14, youre walking home"...it was pretty interesting

ROFLCOPTER, I never understood why people do that. Do they think by proclaiming it is his friends car and they are the mad tyte dorifto team from Mt. Akina is going to increase their coolness ten fold and then p*ssy will fall from the heavens?

[White Comet]

ok...so this isnt a 240 one...but its a silvia one...

so were just chilling in this parking lot....theres like thirty or forty ppl there scattered about. well about ten or so around my car. so this dumb idiot(whom id never met or seen in my life) comes up to me and (not knowing that it was my car) says to me" The guy that owns this, he's my good friend, the cars really just a converted 240"..........i just walked away

best story so far

[spooled240]

ROFLCOPTER, I never understood why people do that. Do they think by proclaiming it is his friends car and they are the mad tyte dorifto team from Mt. Akina is going to increase their coolness ten fold and then p*ssy will fall from the heavens?

[brizanden]

ROFLCOPTER, I never understood why people do that. Do they think by proclaiming it is his friends car and they are the mad tyte dorifto team from Mt. Akina is going to increase their coolness ten fold and then p*ssy will fall from the heavens?

i mean thats what i expect driving a kouki.

[tEknoS13]

Someone asked me why I didn't get the GT model? Me: WTF. The guy assumed it was a Probe.

[derrick113]

got a first timer today - "Nice car, is that a Salvia?" i just laughed and said no, salvia is a plant.

[1sikS13]

i went to my dads house the other day and he asked me "you drivin the hot rod" Now me knowing there is snow on the ground, i just looked at him and said "no dad i dont drive it in the winter" he simply replies "why not?" Obviously i told him i didnt want to plow snow with it. He then replied "so whats the point of having a car you cant drive in the snow" i just shook my head in disgust. Then i realized He has a 2002 pace car edition monte carlo that he doesnt drive in the winter. WTFBut the whole "so whats the point of having a car you cant drive in the snow"made me think

[lemon]

not a 240 but i'll add random mistakes said about my car

is that a couger.... ( get that the most )nice chevelle.......close...that a 86???.........nonice mopar dude.....its a chevythat got a 454 in it?.........not even close 327 SMALL blockyou drag race that thing?........nonice mustang....... not even closewow your front seat is the coolest.......its a benchyour cars really loud........

thats just a few

[brizanden]

from the f body guys i hang out with (all way way way older basically a hole muscle heads) "thats a gay body kit on your rice burner, but i guess its not your fault you bought an ugly car". lol i tried to explain the ss and bumper were stock. they wouldnt have it.

[JOZy]

-stock 240sx is slow.-you need a turbo to drift. (mmm still possible.. even with an open diff. LOL)

[RedSubdivisions]

-stock 240sx is slow.-you need a turbo to drift. (mmm still possible.. even with an open diff. LOL)

I got that from a Civic one time...non-VTEC. Same two replies. lol

I told him, "Well first off, it's quicker than your soda can and secondly, drifting isn't about having a ton of speed or power" and I proceeded to tell him about AE86s (which he still didn't get)

[Salem240]

Wanna Race?

[YoungGun]

Is it a Probe?

Is it a skyline?

**** that's low.

[AutoShadow]

Good thread, kudos to OP.

[brizanden]

imma keep spaming. another one was when i showed my new kouki to my gf i got "oh.... thats what your so excited about" and for that i slide it all the time when she is in the car and she practically crys

[moso240]

on the highway "DUDE Your car sounds like an airoplaneee"

Open Wastegate vented to atmos....." Excuse me mister while you were driving i seen a big flame under your car and it suddenly got so much louder i think you should have your car checked out before you get stuck on the side of the road" i lol'd

"that ****ty 4 banger need a head start?" from a bmw m3...boy did i give him a shocker afterwards....

[DEATH661]

-Wanna Race? (i lost count) "your 240sx is slow.my civic would school you all day. i got a turbo,headers, a $2000 exhaust, (and my fav) NAWZ" (some kid with a stock civic, wich i think is his moms) -you need a turbo to drift.-wow thats a cute integra (girl at school ) -so when are we gonna race (every day at school )-so do you have an sr (just say yes )"when are you doing an sr swap"me "im not""so then how are you going to drift" i just leave-do you drift (i just say yes)-where is the turbo sound- i thought it came with a V6 (or some people think V8)-wow your p.o.s integra is ugly (from a civic owner, so i would race him)my best friend and dad (to make me mad)"It looks like wally"-so when are you doing a silvia conversion

"wow nice silvia converson. how much did it cost? were did you get it done?'i just look at this dude "its a stock front end" then he asked me if i was shurekinda like this

I get some people arguing with me over my kouki front being a stock USDM front...

-"oh shiz! you got the JDM front?!!"-"well just the jdm bumper. The fenders, hood and headlight are stock"-"this front end is stock, I don't think so man"-"yep, 97-98..they are pretty rare"-"are you sure?" (looks at me with disbelief)-"yep" (in my head: of course I'm sure, I only bought the car bone stock like that )

Modified by spooled240 at 12:24 AM 12/5/2008

and almost forgot this

are you sure dude?

hey spooled looks like you were having fun to.lol.

-nice silvia-nice z- whats a 240 (girls at school)-its fwd right?-thats an FF-Nice Honda -wheres your honda enblem (no enblem saying nissan or 240) some dude with a camaro "ya i use to drift my old accord"me "drift ? ok" (i was like wow this guy is retarded )him " yup i just use to go out in emty parking lots and go as fast as i can then pull the e-brake, kinda like on the fast and furious when the cool green car spins out at the beginning"me trying to get rid of him "dont you have to go back to work?"-why is your car so lowdude with an accord"so since your a drifter, is tokyo drift your fav movie?" (facepalm) sure why not. trying not to make him feel retarded in front of his "street racing team"-is that a skyline-thats a weird looking civic-thats a honda right?- wow cool looking JDM Integra. how did you import it.-hey did you put JDM tail lights on your integra (i have orgin crystals)-wheres your turbo. dosnt the your silvia come stock with one.-dam dude you must get allot of girls with your car. since its so fast

still waiting for some one to ask if my car is a probe. or call it one. never thought i could meet people this dumb but i guess im the dumb one for thinking that.

[S13Joe]

i havent gotten much of these...

pretty much wanna race and my friends dad said the front end looked like a corvette, the only reason i remember this is because it pissed me off. bringing girl friends in it is always funny too.

[qat727]

06krf150 - I just noticed you're in Knoxville. Do you bring the S15 out much? I haven't seen it around when I used to get out to the shows. Haven't made it out that way in a year or so, though.

Most of the ones I've had are the same old, "Hey, is that a Datsun?" or "Is that a Honda?" and "Do you drift that?"

The funniest ones I can remember:

Did a mexican own it? I don't know? Why? Because there's tweed all over it.

*After inexplicably dying in an intersection with a lady friend in the car*me- Dammit, not again. her- what? It does this a lot? me- Like every time I take it out. stranger- Got a problem?her- Yeah, the Die Car Die fairy has taken up residence in this vehicle and cursed it.stranger- I don't know about fairies, but need help pushing it?me- sure*stranger pushes car enough that I get it turned around and going downhill, where the car inexplicably starts again.*me- I dunno about your fairies, but take the damn things with you when you leave the car.

*driving home with a hole burned through a KA24E piston swapped into a KA24DE with a Flowmaster muffler and at a stop light*Dude, you got that thing cammed? No, but I did put higher compression pistons in it, but something just blew up. Oh, I was wondering, it sounded like you put a big cam in your V6.

*same lady friend as before seeing same 240SX broken down in driveway AGAIN, along with 2 other broken down 240SX's in same driveway*Do those things come stock with Die Car Die fairies?

Isn't that a truck motor? Sort of, yeah. I hear those 22R's are really good. Do you like it? ummm.....

-Is that XXXXX's old car?-Yeah-Oh man, I beat that car. I took it around a 90* turn at 60 MPH bouncing off the rev limiter and squealing tires and all. We had a lot of fun with it. Did you ever find out what was wrong with it? -XXXXX and you and all of your D'bag friends.

What's that bar?It's a strut tower bar.Is that for racing?It can be, but I think it's all that is holding the car together from where the PO raped it. What's that foam?umm.... not sure. I think the PO put it there to hold the car together.

[2WDrift]

Dude take me driftingTeach me how to drive standard

[silviaS13lover]

"your driving on the wrong side..." actually it's on the right side. lol

"is that car european?"

naw it's from japan. i drove it here... lol

[LeroyBrown]

what kind of car is that?take me for a ride and drift. ummmmm noit has a rotary doesnt it. ummmmm nois this a honda.

[livinglegend2100]

Nice Probe. **facepalm**

Can you take me Drifting?

What happened to your interior?

Oh that was cool, I thought it was FWD

Wanna run my Civic?

It sounds like a pissed off bee

i teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!!ing hate people