Official: Funny things people have said about your 240sx thread

[OM3GA]

"WTF is that lump on the hood?!"

[zenkiderek]

naw it's from japan. i drove it here

i want a rwd car so i can say that all day

[BLKTOPS14SR]

Thats a nice Mustang! Thats what I guy said to my brother. Here's his car vvv

My friend always hear's. "Thats a nice RX7!!!" LOL His car vvv

I see the resemblence!! LOL

[zenkiderek]

those are beautiful s13s!

[S13hatch91]

i was told i should swap an h22 in to my car haha

[95.240AZN378]

i was told i should swap an h22 in to my car haha

This one kid was telling me that he was going to do an indestructible H22 engine swap in his 240... when he gets one, and it is supposedly going to have 350 whp (vtec)

"This car isn't a 240, its a silvia"

[ilovesideways]

"Does it have an SR??"

"I know you drift this...are you any good? Show me."

"WTF! WHERE THE CUPHOLDERS!"

"Your car sits toO low..."

"You go through a set of tires a month!!! What do you do?"

"Nice integra"

And of course all the random cars and trucks revving at me and asking if I have a skyline at the stoplight.

[s13beast]

i say we start fireing back...go to honda people and be like "yo is that a ford fiesta????" "thats rear wheel drive right?""Why is YOUR steering wheel on the left side? eh?"or when they say "that car is ff" just be like "yeah!" and do a big nasty burn out in their stupid nub faces...

[StandardProspect]

heres another one

i work at a shop and this guy brings his probe in to get a new alternator. I put it on the lift and im unbolting the alternator and the guy says, " yeah, i love these cars, i have another one at home" i said, "nice"(just making conversation). he asks me if i have a car, and i point to my hatch in the parking lot. he goes "you have a probe too eh? whats that a 99?"

[SirSilvia]

dude thats a nice *** car. have you done a RWD conversion on it????!!!

umm no seein as how all of em were made rwd.

oh are you sure? i thought people converted them to that.

yes...im sure.

wow, I mean really, just wow,

I have been looking into getting those clear coupe tails.Once I got asked if my car was an Integra and that was enough that I do not want them. Anything honda is like blasphemy to me.

ex-roommate's friend "HAHAHA! you kidding? you didn't weld your diff?"Me: "no why the teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!! would I do that on my DD?"them "you can't drift with an open diff"Me: "hell yeah you can"them "pfft yeah right"Me: " ..... get the teh eff bomb!!!1!!!eleven!! in the car"

Took him to the Big Lots parking lot and drifted around a lamp post and a cart corral while he's grabbing the door and squealing like a little bltch. nothing pisses me off more than someone who knows friggin nothing about cars, let alone doesn't even have a car and bashes on my car.

Reading this thread reminds me how much fail is walking about out there, some driving, some reproducing...</rant>

[zenkiderek]

heres another one

i work at a shop and this guy brings his probe in to get a new alternator. I put it on the lift and im unbolting the alternator and the guy says, " yeah, i love these cars, i have another one at home" i said, "nice"(just making conversation). he asks me if i have a car, and i point to my hatch in the parking lot. he goes "you have a probe too eh? whats that a 99?"

fail on that guy

[zenkiderek]

"WTF! WHERE THE CUPHOLDERS!"

That reminds me. I get that "Wow your car sucks. You would think if Nissan were going to make a drifting machine they would put oh **** handles in it!"

Not about 240's but anyways in class today (I'm a senior in hs) this kid says "Hey so you know that orange skyline?""yeah" (thinking in my head, "that built to hell r33")"Well the dumbass doesn't know how to drive it. I see him getting on the connector and I'm trying to hide my face (he has a white eg civic with chrome 18s) and he kicks it and it goes BOOOM and fire shoots out that back...... man you would think he could drive.""Wikipedia backfire."

Same kid who when he first asked me what i drive and i told him a 240 he starts talking about drifting tries to convince me that fwd cars are the best for it because the handbrakes lock up the front tires. that's why there is a green eclipse on the cover of tokyo drift.

[Fonz]

Its not my car but it shows almost epic levels of dumbass.

on an japanese media site of some sort.

LilKhmaiBoi -"go rx7!!!!!!! i would chose te nissan if it were a 180sx but it s a 240sx.....boo"<------- to make it funny its even a 180sx

the link to it btwhttp://www.crunchyroll.com/med...264=1
Modified by Fonz at 2:21 PM 12/10/2008