tenkawa_akito wrote:david spade is funny. i like him in Just Shoot Me, and when he was paired up with Chris Farley, those two were unstoppable
"Let's say you're driving along the road with your family and youre driving along la le la wooo. All the sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes - EEEERT. Whoa. That was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the other guy's brake pads. You're driving along, you're driving along then all the sudden the kids are yelling in the back seat, 'I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!' NOT NOW DAMMIT! Truck tire! EEEERT. I CAN'T STOP!! AAAAH! ERRRR! HELLLP! There's a cliff! AAAAAH! Bang! And your family's screaming 'OH MY GOD, WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!' In comes the meat wagon. Wee-oo Wee-oo Wee-oo. And the medic gets out and says 'Oh my god.' New guys in the corner puking his guts out. Bleueghh, Bleuegghh. All because you wanted to save a couple of extra pennies."
truly unstoppable.
Spade is underrated for his performance in Joe Dirt as well.
So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
No.
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church bruners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hooker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, which or whitout the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?