(NSWF..sorta..) Wtf, random e-mail from a hooker?

[asoomal]

So I this morning I was checking my e-mails and I came across this...


It's painful to read too.

Hi again hunny! how u been? omg THIS COMPUTER sucks.. IT FREEZES
CONSTANTLY... thats why u havent heard from me since we last chatted.
so anyways I think i fixed it enough to be able to email u ebfore it
crashes again hehe. sorry fi this message comes through to you a
couple times hehe! So liked I mentioned when we last chatted I am
moving RIGHT near ya this coming weekend.. I AM SOO freaked out by it
cause I wont actually know anyone other than a couple distant family
members.. its kinda scary to be honest. thats why when I found you i
was excited cause now I'll ACTUALLY know someone who can help me out
and show me around. thats of course only if you're interested.. AND u
dont hav e a girlfriend cause I dont like drama! I usually get
attached to guys quickly so I am hoping you dont hehe! We really gotta
chat a bit and get to know each other more. I think its important so
that when we chill we will kinda feel like we already have known each
other for a while and it will go smoother.. what u think? I have been
told that I babble and talk A LOT so dont worry about awkward
silences, there are NONE with me hehe. So how do you feel about
helping me move my stuff and boxes the day fo the move? think u can
find a couple hours for me lol? i really dont know ANYONE else down
there and I was hoping you could maybe introduce me to some of your
friends? I am cool with girls and guys (in bed also hahahahah)!! I
want to know some stuff about u actually!! whctahca do for work and
for fun? family? friends? f-buddies? lol! what kinda girls do u
normally like ? hows your s.e.x life? mine has been really abd since i
have been single? recently broke up with my ex (we were together for 2
yes) but I am sooo happy about being single again. aside from never
getting laid damit i miss the 2-3 times a day fun lol! So the
reason I am moving is cause I basiclly need to start over again. I owe
a lot of money to my visa and i lent my lil sister a few grand for her
tuition so im tottally down and out. plus i need to get away form my
ex AND im sick of the drama in my town! So do you have any friends
who are hiring? i need a good job.. even somethign simple like
waitressing or serving.. im easy going, just soemthign to help pay my
bills to start? got any hookups for that? Heres some random facts
about MOI: qwirky, smart, cuddly, h0rny, taurus, 24, gitty sometimes,
playful, humerous, loving, loyal, honest, friendly, outgoing, stylish,
tanned, toned, and VERY sxual lol. When it comes to guys I just want
someone who loves me for me and treats me with respect and is always
honest with me. I HATE LIARS so dont lie ever please babe.. as long as
you are honest we will be fine in bed i am a freak, or so I have
been told! I love games, different positions, rough stuff (spank me
and pull my hair) i love girls, group stuff, toys you name it lol. how
about you? As for where I work well i will tell you but you have to
promise not to look negatively on it ok? cause I only do it cause i
enjoy it and need the cash lol. Well i get paid to basicly sit on cam
and chat with people and take my clothes off.. not a normal job I know
but like i said I LOVE TLAKIGN TO PEOPLE and love being n aked so why
not right? its decent money. so heres what i was thinking. since my
messengers keep freezing.. and since i can only check email once a
week.. why dont you come chat me at my work because I can get u in
free.. I usually let my girlefriends login for fr ee so i can do the
same for u if u want? see every month the owner of the site give me
three V ~ I ~ P pases to give to whoever i want.. so i TOTALLY dont
mind giving you one at all cause it would be the best palce for us to
chat and the easiest? do u want one fo them? its a spcial link and you
absolutely under no circumstances can share it or let ur friends see
it.. im trusting you.. do u promise? ill beat u up when i see u if u
show other people.. i can really get in s***!!!!! with this thing, you
can basicly sign on or off whenever u want and see me and all my
friends chat-rooms also.. just dont abuse it mister! im usally on MOST
of the time now trying to save cash for the move so come now if u can
cause i am on now! i will kick other users out when i see u come so
dont worry about that! you dont HAVE TO.. i understand if u dont wanna
for whatever reason but im goign out of my way to trust u with this so
it shudnt be a big deal.. if i trust u u can trust me mister! i know
my laptop is gonna freeze anys econd so i better hti send before it
does.. imhoping to see u in a few mins babe! oh one more thing.. dont
get discouraged by the fact that u need a CC to sign in cause its just
the law.. so no minors can see my cam show hehe! on your V ~ I ~ P
link its 0$ hehhe! k im gonna send this so see u in a few... and
REMEMBER DONT SHARE THIS PASS CODE BABE PLEASE??? chat soon luv ME

SERIOUSLY!!! LOOOOOL

[ADDirishboy]

Holy freaking wall of text!

[Bmore-coupe]

[S13_love]

[snwbrdr435]

That's were tita guttertramp went

[Otto.]

She keeps talking about her computer freezing... I wonder how many viruses she has.

heh

[Joe]

thats the most clever spam ive seen in ages

[marlin29311]

TL:DR

[RobPaulson]

TL:DR

[Mr1der]

That could be Scarlett Johanson offering to bown me while she does the dishes and I'd still delete that s*** and not reply.

Learn how to type so I can read it without a nosebleed bishez.

[Poyzinous]

You could make a tv sitcom out of that story. And throw it on MTV. Make millions. then lose them all, of course.

[AZhitman]

That scam is actually older than the Nigerian inheritance scam.