I sooooo want one.

The reviews are pure gold.

I do... We are oldScorchedNX2K wrote:Anyone else remember when Amazon was a book seller?
Screw this fastest car for cheapest whateva ... YOU should buy THAT and autocross the sheeeeeeeyat outta that!sentrastace wrote:someone buy it and put nico stickers all over it and bring it to a meet.
ScorchedNX2K wrote:Anyone else remember when Amazon was a book seller?
DAMN IT. (Throws shirt in the trash)Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
Internet memes are fickle things. An ex once gave me a Chuck Norris t-shirt...it's on some bum now, I imagine.skydragoness wrote:DAMN IT. (Throws shirt in the trash)Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
Customer Review: I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
Even worse that you dragged up a dead 6 year old meme, then.dusred wrote:Customer Review: I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
But not this baby, no way.
This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!
I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!
Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.
The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.
Overall, a great tank.
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That review was written in 2005.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.sammathew wrote:Amazon is the largest online product selling website, it sells almost everything.
Banned.sammathew wrote:Amazon is the largest online product selling website, it sells almost everything.
300ZXttZMAN wrote:Banned.

Ozzie wrote:300ZXttZMAN wrote:Banned.
I'm guessing that he could only squish cones at Carlisle with his TransAm. but with a tank, he could obliterate them.numbnuts240 wrote:why is this thread alive again, ray?