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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 8&v=glance

I sooooo want one.

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The reviews are pure gold.


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Anyone else remember when Amazon was a book seller?

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now they sell fleshlights!

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WUT

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ScorchedNX2K wrote:Anyone else remember when Amazon was a book seller?
I do... We are old :frown:

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someone buy it and put nico stickers all over it and bring it to a meet.

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sentrastace wrote:someone buy it and put nico stickers all over it and bring it to a meet.
Screw this fastest car for cheapest whateva ... YOU should buy THAT and autocross the sheeeeeeeyat outta that! :chuckle:

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Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.

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"Buy used from $100"?

I'll take 2 for a hundred bucks each. What does that come with?

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With a name like badonkadonk I would suspect a couple of pairs of "juicy" pants.

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ScorchedNX2K wrote:Anyone else remember when Amazon was a book seller?

Who cares? You can still buy books there.

And, thanks to Amazon Prime, I can choose from nearly anything I want on the face of the planet, and have it two-day shipped to me. I love America.

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Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
DAMN IT. (Throws shirt in the trash)
:rotflmao

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skydragoness wrote:
Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
DAMN IT. (Throws shirt in the trash)
:rotflmao
Internet memes are fickle things. An ex once gave me a Chuck Norris t-shirt...it's on some bum now, I imagine.

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Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
Customer Review: I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

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That review was written in 2005.

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dusred wrote:
Urabus GodofTraction wrote:Whoa. It's 2009 in this thread! Spoiler alert: Three Wolf Moon.
Customer Review: I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

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That review was written in 2005.
Even worse that you dragged up a dead 6 year old meme, then.

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Looks like an armored land speeder from star wars...

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sammathew wrote:Amazon is the largest online product selling website, it sells almost everything.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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sammathew wrote:Amazon is the largest online product selling website, it sells almost everything.
Banned.

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300ZXttZMAN wrote:Banned.
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I thought that was the thing from star wars

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Ozzie wrote:
300ZXttZMAN wrote:Banned.
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why is this thread alive again, ray?

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numbnuts240 wrote:why is this thread alive again, ray?
I'm guessing that he could only squish cones at Carlisle with his TransAm. but with a tank, he could obliterate them. :)

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That sounds reasonable, but I don't have the funds for a tank.

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