Not sure this is a "pocket" knife

[themadscientist]

Maybe a side cargo pocket if you tighten your belt so it doesn't drag your pants down.
About the only extra tool a guy all alone in the woods needs is a fleshlight.



http://www.knifecenter.com/kc_new/store ... ?s=WR16999

[snwbrdr435]

That probably weighs more then my ccw

[Repo Man]

Fleshlight ftw. Mine with the Tera Patrick insert please.

[Mr1der]

that's a MacGuyver wet dream.

I wanna see someone actually get one and try to use it.

I'll give the Swiss credit for getting wacky for an anniversary though

[dasoupdude]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo[/youtube]

[Razi]

That's a freakin awesome shovel.

[Zydeco]

87 Implements / 141 Functions
Item No: 16999
Weight: 2 Pounds
Size: 8.75"
Color: Red

Specifications

* 2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
* Nail file, nail cleaner
* Corkscrew
* Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit adapter
* 2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
* Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
* Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
* Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
* Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
* Removable 10mm hexagonal key
* Patented locking philips head screwdriver
* Universal wrench
* 2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
* 1.65" Clip point utility blade
* Philips head screwdriver
* 2.5" Clip point blade
* Golf club face cleaner
* 2.4" Round tip blade
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
* Golf shoe spike wrench
* Golf divot repair tool
* 4mm allen wrench
* 2.5" blade
* Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
* Double-cut wood saw
* Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
* 12/20-gauge choke tube tool
* Watch caseback opening tool
* Snap shackle
* Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
* Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
* Telescopic pointer
* Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
* Shortix laboratory key
* Micro tool holder
* Micro tool adapter
* Micro scraper - straight
* Micro scraper - curved
* Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
* Metal saw, metal file
* Flashlight
* Micro tool holder
* Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
* Screwdriver 1.2mm
* Screwdriver .8mm
* Fine fork for watch spring bars
* Reamer
* Pin punch 1.2mm
* Pin punch .8mm
* Round needle file
* Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
* Removable tool holder
* Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
* Flat philips head screwdriver
* Chisel-point reamer
* Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
* Extension tool
* Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Tire tread gauge
* Fiber optic tool holder
* Can opener
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
* Reamer/awl
* Toothpick
* Tweezers
* Key ring
* Key ring
* Actual Size: 8.75” W x 3.25” L
* Weight: 2lbs 11oz
* Limited lifetime warranty
* Made in Switzerland

damn hella tools.

[mmkeller]

Gee, is that a knife in your pocket or are you happy to see me!

That's what she said.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Yeah...how the F are you supposed to use that thing?

[themadscientist]

This is Billy Mays here for the Chinese Shovel!

[RCA]

No. Not for $1000, maybe $300...

Maybe.

[Alfador]

Why do I get the feeling that you'd have to operate that thing with 2 hands to be at all effective with it.

[Encryptshun]

Why do I get the feeling that you'd have to operate that thing with 2 hands to be at all effective with it.

That IS what she said...

[HashiriyaS14]

Why does it have several blades that seem to be exact copies of one another?

What a dumb idea.


Google Images reveals it to be a real thing though, not just a joke render.

[Mr1der]

it's a collectible ya retards.

if I was a silly knife collector, I'd have that just for the ridiculous nature. hell, I'd keep it on a coffee table.

[Encryptshun]

Edsel's are collectible too. Doesn't mean I'd want one.

[Mr1der]

give me one good reason why you wouldn't want an Edsel.

they're just ugly, not unreliable.

s***, if I had a chance to buy one for a good price, I'd pounce.

[Dattebayo]

I've seen similar knives for sale as demonstration tools; one of everything the company makes. They can custom-make any combination of tools you need in the same knife.

[MinisterofDOOM]

The knife is awesome. Not $1000 awesome though.

give me one good reason why you wouldn't want an Edsel.

they're just ugly, not unreliable.

s***, if I had a chance to buy one for a good price, I'd pounce.

I'd love an Edsel. Piece of automotive history. And another example of Ford's failure to understand marketing.

Mechanically they were no different than other midsize Fords of the era...but somehow people have gotten the idea they were particularly unreliable.

[themadscientist]

I'd rock it.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4a3atN ... re=related[/youtube]

[Encryptshun]

You guys can rock Edsel's till your c*cks fall off. Go with my blessing.

Compared to all the other classic cars I'd have in my hangar if I won the lottery, an Edsel would not rank in my top 100.

[Mr1der]

I won't argue that either.

but I'd own one for the sake of being that eccentric guy that drives an Edsel and just hangs out in front of the post office.

[Jesda]

I spend a lot of time at the post office. I think an Edsel is up my alley.

[Mr1der]

me sure to where flip flops and a captain's hat.