Nissan GT-R Facts: Why Chuck Norris Drives One

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Those are so stupid Jamie Foxx needs to heckle them off the stage.

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"The GT-R made the Kessel run in less than SIX par secs."

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GT-R in sign language is a middle finger with the hand on fire.

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charlieo wrote:Those are so stupid Jamie Foxx needs to heckle them off the stage.
http://instantrimshot.com/

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This site seems to be a production of that of a fanboy.

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good laugh

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There are two types of cars…cars that suck, and the GT-R. i has no GTR

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^ HA! That's an equivalant of the 3 types of people in the world: Those that can count, and those that can't.

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The Earth’s rotation is the result of the GT-R using the planet as a chassis dyno. Leap year is a miss-shift.

I thought the GT-R automatic transmission was perfect. Plus you can't miss shift an auto......

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I got to say, this one was pretty funny - "There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never been on a date with a guy in a GT-R."


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