NICO stats!

Post by **elwesso** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:58 pm

I got REALLY bored, so I decided to do some research on NICO...

NICO has: ( at 5:51 est)

19,409 users77,144 threads828,360 posts12,580 users with at least one post

That means 65% of hte people that join post...

I think thats an AWESOME stat.. 65% of the people that join at least post.....!!

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:12 pm

mwhahahaha

soon I will raise my army of one!

and we will thwart GI Joe!

Post by **Altiman94** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:24 pm

I dont even see why you'd join and not post. Why go through all the trouble and not even post?!

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:31 pm

elwesso wrote:NICO has: ( at 5:51 est)19,409 users77,144 threads828,360 posts12,580 users with at least one post

If NICO was a small town of 19,500 people, the cops would be lenient about speeding, about 7000 people would be mute hermits, Mr1der would run the local tavern that doubles as an unemployment office, Greg would be the mayor and Fred would be the chief of police.

Gabossie would be the local veterinarian, Rex would teach photo posting classes at the local high school, Vicki would run the liquor store, Wes would run a performance shop and luxury import wrecking yard, Repo Man would run the Nissan/Infiniti dealership, Brett would have a bookstore with all p0rn mags, and me? Well, I'd own a men's clothing store that only sold t-shirts that said "CHOOSE LIFE" and a nearby record store that only sold Ace of Base.

There would be no jails. Criminals would be executed and nuisances would be forced to take a hike.

Taxes would be totally voluntary but we'd all pay them because we love the town.

-Jesda

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:36 pm

Jesda you forgot one detail. You would sell fruity pink wrist bands with every shirt

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:37 pm

w1ngzer0 wrote:Jesda you forgot one detail. You would sell fruity pink wrist bands with every shirt

I like to pretend wham never wore those.

Post by **w1ngzer0** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:41 pm

Jesda wrote:
I like to pretend wham never wore those.

LOL!!! wham wham. I remember that 80's band forgot which songs though. I downloaded the cd and now forgot what they did.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:11 pm

yeah...and Andy would run the p0rn store...

and we'd have like 5 women in the whole town...

I say we call it Sausage VIlle.

Post by **crzycav86** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:41 pm

Anyway, back on topic...

Would any higher authority like to tell us how the new layout has affected our members' participation? Have more members been viewing and posting now that NICO has been upgraded? Or is NICO less popular because of it?

Post by **Rex** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:50 pm

I'm not a higher authority, but I know I've been "learning" the new flow of things over the last week or so and have posted less, but frequented just as much.

I think this is to be expected with "change".

Oh, if I'm gonna be a high school teacher, I'm gonna need the creepy van.

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:54 pm

I'll hose it out when I'm done!

Post by **elwesso** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:53 pm

Taxes would be paid over paypal.....

Post by **crzycav86** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:56 pm

Our sponsors would support us.

Post by **twelv** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:29 pm

All that and no track no quarter mile track.

Post by **navysnail** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:43 pm

so what would i do jesda

and umm, how lenient on speeding, my town is 30,000 and the cops here, well, they are strict to say the least

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:52 pm

Gas would be Premium only, and would be subsidized by the government.

There would be 12 Nissan / Infiniti dealers, and one "general" mechanic shop for James' t-burd and Jesda's creepy van.

Post by **AZhitman** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:54 pm

...and NICOmom would run around telling you all to pull up your pants, brush your teeth and do your damn homework.

(in a short skirt, of course )

Post by **crzycav86** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:54 pm

There would be no accidents, because we'd all be good drivers.

Bad drivers would be banished and/or lose their driving priveleges

Post by **Nathan** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:15 pm

Can I be the everlasting guest speaker on happiness and tranquility? I promise to be upbeat...when I'm not encouraging alcohol abuse as a way to solve the problems of the world

Post by **SmithSR** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:51 pm

Chet and I can run competing tire shops.. all these enthusiasts would definitely need tires..

low offset wheels and R compound tires abound!!

Post by **Altiman94** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:54 pm

I'd have a booth in the corner of Wes's performance shops selling fart pipes. All varities, shapes, colors, and even some that make farting noises before you put them on your car. I love them that much

Post by **crzycav86** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:54 pm

And every parking lot would be subject to nightly ravaging. No police interference.

I'm just full of ideas

Post by **Jesda** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:16 pm

The town idiot would run around tagging all the cars with NICO cards.

Post by **Rex** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:18 pm

Jesda wrote:The town idiot would run around tagging all the cars with NICO cards.

WOW, what a set up for a punchline (insert NICO idiot's name here).

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