NICO pets

[RCA]

Whoa, have you or Greg ever turned down an animal?

[nissangirl74]

Yes. The rattlesnake and the scorpions had to go. Other than that, not really. Greg was working in the garage yesterday and a lizard just strolled on in to check out what he was doing. Stood there doing push-ups watching Greg work.

[krimsonviper]

Would you guys keep me if I wound up on your doorstep?

PS - I'll post pics when I can.

[nissangirl74]

Would you guys keep me if I wound up on your doorstep?

PS - I'll post pics when I can.

Most likely. Both of our post counts would plummet though, unless you sat beside me on the couch and posted anyway.

[krimsonviper]

[numbnuts240]

Yes. The rattlesnake and the scorpions had to go. Other than that, not really. Greg was working in the garage yesterday and a lizard just strolled on in to check out what he was doing. Stood there doing push-ups watching Greg work.

[AppleBonker]

I had to delete the previous post of the rats. The pics didn't resize when we made the switch and they were so huge, they were distorted.

Here they are again...

Her name is Barbie. She is very curious and loves to explore.

Cracklin' Oat Bran? My grandparents were about the only people I knew who ate that.

[drksolest]

[nissangirl74]

Yes. The rattlesnake and the scorpions had to go. Other than that, not really. Greg was working in the garage yesterday and a lizard just strolled on in to check out what he was doing. Stood there doing push-ups watching Greg work.

We had a virtual wild kingdom out and about in the backyard this afternoon. This guy ^ along with a roadrunner, a HUGE bunny rabbit, a mother Quail with six babies, and at least a dozen ground squirrels.

[Otto.]

[nissangirl74]

That's a cute cat. How young is it?

[MinisterofDOOM]

Yes. The rattlesnake and the scorpions had to go. Other than that, not really. Greg was working in the garage yesterday and a lizard just strolled on in to check out what he was doing. Stood there doing push-ups watching Greg work.

We had a virtual wild kingdom out and about in the backyard this afternoon. This guy ^ along with a roadrunner, a HUGE bunny rabbit, a mother Quail with six babies, and at least a dozen ground squirrels.

If you didn't have quail and rabbit for dinner, I call fail. If you're tasty and on my land, you're gonna get cooked.

[numbnuts240]

troof. i'm waiting for my dog to catch something for me to rotisserie on the fire pit. he's only a fraction of a second too late on his takeoff to nab a wascly wabbit. i refuse to cook possum.

[flohtingPoint]

Fun Pet Tip #3728: If your cat has a problem with hairballs, make sure to brush him/her daily. If you do not, you may get woken up in the middle of the night by the cat going "MOW! MOW! MOW! MOW!" because it cannot poop properly, leaving you to have to... assist it.

[numbnuts240]

you fingered your cat's pooper? i almost had to do that to empty my dog's anal glands. i was ecstatic after that first a** drag across the lawn did the trick.

[AppleBonker]

Want to see something funny? Feed your dog nylons. It's fun watching them hop all over the yard trying to poop them out. That is, until you have to step on the free end to help them out.

[flohtingPoint]

you fingered your cat's pooper? i almost had to do that to empty my dog's anal glands. i was ecstatic after that first a** drag across the lawn did the trick.

If it's any consolation, the cat is a female. So, you know... it's not gay or anything.

[numbnuts240]

i know it's ghey when balls are touching, but is it still ghey when male p****** are touching?



those are mark's cats btw, being exceptionally h0mo-erotic. he looks so angry to have been caught lol.

[flohtingPoint]

Gay or not, I wish the cats in my home got along like that. Bodybag and Squishbag hate each other... More of the former than the latter, as she's a curmudgeon.

[numbnuts240]

bodybag and squishbag. awesome.

[BoostedFC]

My 112 lb American Staffordshire (AmStaff) his name is Zeus

[Otto.]

That's a cute cat. How young is it?

Wow, late reply.

He was only 6 or so months when that picture was taken.

This was taken a few weeks after that.



He's much bigger now.

[93coupe]

Otto, I see you own a slave cat...

[nissangirl74]

Greg found this little guy in the garage last night under some parts he had for sale. He caught him and turned him loose outside in the park. He wouldn't have made a good pet. He's poisonous.

[AZhitman]

Sonoran Desert Toad.

Also known as "The Licking Toad", because they secrete a heavy-duty hallucinogenic compound, which some retarded people actually ingest.

They can kill a large dog if it's stupid enough to try to eat it.

[PoorManQ45]

Sounds like a really cool pet though!

[MaximA32]

Greg found this little guy in the garage last night under some parts he had for sale. He caught him and turned him loose outside in the park. He wouldn't have made a good pet. He's poisonous.

HEATHEN FROGS!!! FORNICATORS!!!!!!

[nissangirl74]

HEATHEN FROGS!!! FORNICATORS!!!!!!

That was the funniest s*** ever!

[AZhitman]

3-lb desert toads + .40-cal hollowpoints =

[Bmore-coupe]

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD!!!!

I miss my dog from page 2